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[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

I apologize DEEPLY for this, but it's the only way I can get them to shut up.

My sideburns wish you all a fond hello. *facepalms*

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[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

*and at this point, they sort of stand on end and wave cheerfully at you because Xaldin's yaoi-cannon induced uke-hair is MADE of WTF.*

.......

That's how.

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[ Stares. :|; TALKING HAIR IS NEW TO HER. ]

How did that happen..?

[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

*sighs deeply, because MAN is he sick of explaining this to EVERYONE*

They have been sentient since the unfortunate events ten years ago in the Radiant Garden, now Hollow Bastion, where Dilan lost his heart and became the nobody you see before you.

However, this... *he waves his hand in the general vicinity of his hair - do take note of how SHINY and PRETTY and LUXURIOUS it is* was the unfortunate result of a weapon dubbed the "Yaoi Cannon" - a cannon intended to transform the victim into a frighteningly horrible stereotype of a homosexual man. Had my sideburns not taken the blast for me, well...

*shudders to think of what his Seme might be like. You've seen badfics containing Xaldin. Use your imagination*

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

[ She understands~. But about the Yaoi cannon, she won't ask further! She can tell. ]

Well, your sideburns are nice, at least. [ Smiles~. Trying to reassure it's okay, kind of! ]

[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

...

No they're not. How would YOU like to have something whispering to you all the time "Xaldy, Xaldy, come play with us"?

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

At least they don't do anything horrible~? Well, maybe next to keeping you up all night? [ Sheepish smile. ]

[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* I suppose it could be worse...

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

[ Just smiles~. ]

That's right.