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[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

I apologize DEEPLY for this, but it's the only way I can get them to shut up.

My sideburns wish you all a fond hello. *facepalms*

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[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

... I'd rather not be bald, Vexen.

Good to see you, by the way.

[noticecreamcake.livejournal.com]

Meh.

[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

Meh, yourself.

On the upside, it would seem only a few of the semes have found this place, although they pale in comparison to some of the other nightmares I've seen.

[noticecreamcake.livejournal.com]

I noticed the lovely Mary Sues.

[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, though they don't seem to carry the same genetic ability to make us fear or love them.

Then again, it is also refreshing that sane versions (and even our own Others) are here as well.

[noticecreamcake.livejournal.com]

I noticed that there is a refreshingly normal Xemnas about. Though he keeps talking nonsense about Prophets.

[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

Apparently, his version of reality includes a large number of fangirls that live in the worlds nominally included in Kingdom Hearts canon. Provided that this Xemnas is aware of such things as Fox News, I would venture to guess that he is much closer to our Xemnas than some of the others.

[noticecreamcake.livejournal.com]

Are they as godawful irritating as the fangirls from our world? And how the hell has he kept his... y'know... if that's true?

Maybe he has some immunity to that. We should study him.

fourth wall? In MY TLS?

[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

From what I understand, he thinks their knowledge of the Kingdom Hearts video game series and fanfiction all serves as some manner of prophesy about what will happen... it seems this Xemnas is a pre-Chain of Memories version.

I would also assume that his you-know are intact because gutless do not exist in his reality.

and I concur.

it's more likely than you think!

[noticecreamcake.livejournal.com]

Excellent. We must get him to agree to this.

Though naturally I will have to take precautions against allowing the parasite to spread into other universes...

And there's some sense about that, I think. I mean, let's say that someone came back in time (even though time travel is of course impossible and patently stupid. Luxord nonwithstanding. Actually, wait, he IS patently stupid) to you, handed you a copy of Kingdom Hearts and had you play it?

...
Alright, I suppose initially you'd dismiss it as utter nonsense but once events started to line up and it became clear that the damn thing was at least partially accurate...

[six-lance-wind.livejournal.com]

I imagine I would stare blankly at the TV screen and then express my shock with the letters W T and F.

My own personal opinion regarding the Kingdom Hearts canon notwithstanding, I do agree that you and I should at least attempt to talk to Xemnas, and perhaps try to discover why his seme would behave like a pathetic cross between Paris Hilton and Michael Jackson, both having recently recieved bad nose jobs.

Yes, I went there.