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[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

Man, are you guys dead yet? I'm starvin'.

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[kura-a-kanuni.livejournal.com]

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[kura-a-kanuni.livejournal.com]

...Y-you're..o-o-one of those ugly heart-eating pig monsters t-that lives under the rock-beds of cubs. A-aren't you?

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? I'm your better.

[kura-a-kanuni.livejournal.com]

N-nuh uh!


My Pride says that we Lions rule over the territory of our lands.

Even Pig-Monsters are beneath us.

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

Does this look like your territory? I don't think so.

[kura-a-kanuni.livejournal.com]

Yeah.


Well.



[ Puffs up, glaring at your chest. Which is right around where his height...stops. Pauses, distracted. Welcome to Lion ADD. ]

Where's your tail?
Did someone eat it?

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

I don't make fun of your snake tail, do I?

[kura-a-kanuni.livejournal.com]

I wasn't making fun. It just looks painful.
But I guess if you're not in pain, then everything's okay.


[Squirms, losing his 3-second grasp on patience.]



You wanna be my friend?
We can go look for Axel together, and I have to go with a friend if I go somewhere since I've never been outside the den before.

[Staring, tail thumping excitedly.]
I think it'd be okay, even if you're a Pig-Monster.

[justonewishaway.livejournal.com]

Oh, what a horrible creature! [covers mouth with hands]

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

A hyena's gotta eat.

[thirteenthflame.livejournal.com]

[hi, have a wolf-lion thing.]

It would be unwise to attempt to eat people here.

T-thread-hopping?

[kura-a-kanuni.livejournal.com]

......


[Edging closer]

lol slow LJ alerts

[thirteenthflame.livejournal.com]

[tilts a head at the lion, just watching.]

[kura-a-kanuni.livejournal.com]

[Squirms around, looking uncertain. Then suddenly pounces. Have Roxas cub in your face.]

Hey.

[Weaves around, trying to get some attention.]

Hey.

[Tries to get a reaaaaally close look. Because smashing his face into yours will help.]

Are you a lion too?

You kinda smell like one. Only not.
But kinda. Does that make you a Kinda Lion? I've never seen one before!

What's wrong with your mane?
And your face.
Your ears too.

[Crawling under front legs.]

Where are you from? Wow, your paws are huge.
I'm from the pride lands. It's like three of mine! But this isn't them.
I don't know where we are. Do you know? Maybe you can tell me.

[Excited and unafraid, much like a young child, he rambles non stop.]

[thirteenthflame.livejournal.com]

[a bit bemused by the stream of constant questions, so he'll start answering one at a time.]

We are in a dressing room, child: a crossroads between universes. I am a shapeshifter, not a lion. And I come from Cosmo Canyon.

[kura-a-kanuni.livejournal.com]

Wha..what's a...

Ship-pif-ner?

Snap-if-ker?

[Mouth is out of his control as that word tries to come out.]

Whatever you are!

[Pops down, having to practically crane his head straight up to stare at your face.]

Never heard of that word a-fore.
Or any of them.

Cept 'canyon'. I know what that is. Little bit.
Axel told me about them. They're holes. But big. Bigger n' you.
And that's big.

[Thoughtfully gives his tail a flick.]

Oh! I have to find him. Not the canyon, but Axel.
He takes care of me. I'm in a Pride, but he looks after me the most.

But he's not my mom. None of us have moms.

[Nods to himself.]

Yeah.
It'd be weird of he was my mom.

[thirteenthflame.livejournal.com]

[flops down as well. Lazy.]

Well, a shapeshifter is a human who can transform into an animal.

[glances at the lion!Roxas with a bit of a smile, though he can't really make it look non-threatening.]

Yes, it would.

[kura-a-kanuni.livejournal.com]

[Circles you excitedly, tripping and skidding more than actual walking.]

More words I don't know.

[Tries to imagine what they mean, but it take too long and he's lost interest.]

I've never seen a Hu-non before.
What do you do?

I eat stuff! And sometimes I play.
Oh! And I'm learning to hunt. Want me to teach you?

See, the way I learned is that you have to watch sumthin'.

[Hunches down near the other's tail]
Then you catch it. And then you hafta...

[Latches on after jumping. Eventually he's writhing like a madman with it in his grasp. Lion!Roxas has yet to learn how to deliver the killing bite, so he more or less just makes a lot of noise.]

Rrrah! Ah! Ha ha ha... 'M gonna eat cha.

[thirteenthflame.livejournal.com]

[oh, this takes him back a lot. And the nostalgia is tinged with sorrow; there haven't been little cubs around Cosmo Canyon for years since the Heartless attack. Playfully moves his tail around like he's actually struggling. As long as the kid doesn't bite it...]

Help. I've a vicious predator on my tail.

[createdheart.livejournal.com]

I..could create a heart for you, if you liked?

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

I want a carcass, man, not an appetizer!

[createdheart.livejournal.com]

[looks v. interested by the animal]

I do not know if I can help you there, unfortunately.

[rooooarr.livejournal.com]

[lion-y smirk]

We could eat you.

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

Eat my butt.

[rooooarr.livejournal.com]

Doubt you'd taste good.

[flops down lazily in front of him]

You don't even look like a meal for one.

[drawingly.livejournal.com]

[projecting an image of herself over her sketchbook form]

... I don't think you'd want to eat most of the people here. I'm not sure they'd taste good.

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

Everything tastes good a week after it dies.

[drawingly.livejournal.com]

[eyebrow raise]

I don't eat, so I wouldn't know.

Uh, good luck with that?

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

Are you dying any time soon?

[drawingly.livejournal.com]

Not planning on it, sorry.

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

So I gotta kill my food? Jeez.

[killed.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, I'm up for grabs.

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

Reeeeally.

[killed.livejournal.com]

Why would I lie to you?

[cactibutt.livejournal.com]

I've known my fair share of liars.