shake it off.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

Okay, so, like... I've been meaning to ask this for a long time.

[he's on a high counter, nomming an ice cream bar.]

Why is everyone gay in here? I mean, I don't have anything wrong with it, I just don't see the hype. Never been with a girl or a guy, though. But, uh, still.

Seriously, what's so great about another guy?

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[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

That last part was pretty vague.

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

In the ass, weed.

In.

The.

Ass.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[fjsk;dafsa drops that notepad and cups his ass, wibblepouting enough to be Sora.]

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

[waves a hand] Aaaand there's a few steps in the middle for prep to make sure everybody has a good time and no one walks away with the acheys--but you know what they say. No pain, no gain. [chuckles]

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

... ow. Just ow. Geez, that's gotta hurt, does it really feel that good?

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

Doesn't hurt if you do it right, weed. But then again, do it wrong with a girl and she's gonna slap you too. Either gender, you've got to cater to your lover. You get what I'm saying, right?

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

... kinda.

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

[facepalms just a bit]

What part do you only kinda get and what part don't you kinda get?

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

--no, wait, I get it!

Nevermind.

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

[DISREGARD THAT, Facepalms A LOT]

You're never going to get laid, weed.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[blushes and scratches the back of his head.]

Yeah, didn't think so... whatever, I don't even know if I'm straight or gay or bisexual or asexual, so I guess it's a good thing?

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

Eh--guess it doesn't matter. You'll know when you know. It's a lot like artistic inspiration. It'll take some searching [taps hayner's chest]

--but it'll come to you.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

--... right. Just gotta wait.

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

So if you ever figure it out, tell me--I'm a nosy bastard. [pokes Hayner between the eyes]

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

Hah, right.

[grin.]

I'll track you down, somehow.

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

Not hard to miss--just follow the conspiracy theory flyers tacked up on the walls. I'm sure there are still some up. [chuckles]

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

I'll definately follow those, then. Thanks.