shake it off.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

Okay, so, like... I've been meaning to ask this for a long time.

[he's on a high counter, nomming an ice cream bar.]

Why is everyone gay in here? I mean, I don't have anything wrong with it, I just don't see the hype. Never been with a girl or a guy, though. But, uh, still.

Seriously, what's so great about another guy?

Comments

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

With kinks in your hair like that-- [chuckles and smirks]

--not like it's going to help anything.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[see icon.]

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

[blanks stare]

. . .

--what the hell?

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[huff.]

My hair does not have kinks in it!

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

Yes it does. Just look at your face in a mirror already, weed. It's kinkier than a BDSM dragqueen.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

Those are curls.

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

I've seen Olettes before. They have waves. Selphies have flips. But you--I don't see a single damn loopy curl on you're head. Your hair's as kinky as Lexaeus'. End of story. [crosses arms]

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

... who's Lexaeus again?

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

Big guy. Could cut boulders with his abs. Looks like his face won against a Blendtec blender. You know...Lex.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

--oh, Mr. L! He was kinda nice.

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

Even with all the duplicates of people running around, I've got a real hard time believing any Lex could be nasty. I haven't met any over here yet, but if you're ever in a pinch--he's your go-to guy. [gives a nod]

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he gave us food when everyone else was all 'noo they'll just get poisoned' and shit. I haven't seen one like him around, though.

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

Keep looking. You're bound to spot him. Guy's sort of hard to miss.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

Right. You could spot Mr. L from a mile away.

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

But good luck, weed.

And uh... [snickers quietly] --if you ever need a straightener for your hair, I've got one. Don't be a stranger, okay?

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[flails an arm in Axel's face.]

They're curls.

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

[HEADLOCKS AND MUSSES]

KINKS. They don't double back and loop. They're KINKS.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[fjkls;af]

Dude!

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

[Lets the kid go and shoves his away a bit]

Listen to your elders kid. You're what? Twelve?

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[stumbles, falling flat on his face.]

Fifteen!

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

[throws hands up and laughs] Close enough~

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

Three years off isn't close!

[rubs a bruise on his forehead.]

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

It's still nowhere near twenty-one~

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

... you're 21?

[horizonfyre.livejournal.com]

Yup. Crossed over to complete legality a few months ago. [stretches]