http://skaterboard.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] skaterboard.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2008-06-10 08:32 pm
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shake it off.

Okay, so, like... I've been meaning to ask this for a long time.

[he's on a high counter, nomming an ice cream bar.]

Why is everyone gay in here? I mean, I don't have anything wrong with it, I just don't see the hype. Never been with a girl or a guy, though. But, uh, still.

Seriously, what's so great about another guy?

[identity profile] featheredapple.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
You mean when they're friends?

[identity profile] horizonfyre.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
More than friends, kid. It's like the love a...uh...

[snaps his fingers] --like the love a mommy and daddy have! Just with two boys! Er--or two girls! At once!

[identity profile] featheredapple.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
What are mommies and daddies like? I don't know mine.

[identity profile] horizonfyre.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... [semi-bank stare]

--you watch the Discovery Channel, right, kid?

[identity profile] featheredapple.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
What's the Discovery Channel?

[identity profile] horizonfyre.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
... [needs a desk to headdesk properly on]

OKAY. The second I get a TV, we're educating you.

[identity profile] horizonfyre.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
You know...TV...Television...

It's uhh... [thinks]

It's a big box with magic moving pictures!

[identity profile] horizonfyre.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[rubs his temples]

Y-yeah... something like that [le sigh--this...was going to be a chore.]

[identity profile] featheredapple.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Can we go find a magic picture moving box?

[identity profile] horizonfyre.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Later, sparkles. I've got to find one for myself first--or at least a room where they keep one.