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[wrongkey.livejournal.com]

[ now that he's out of the shower with a towel over his shoulders, Sora's on a mission. ]

Hey, does anyone know something about, uh ... dating?

Comments

[taintedmartyr.livejournal.com]

Plenty! ♥

[but certainly nothing g-rated!]

[wrongkey.livejournal.com]

Whew, great.

[ sighs in relief. he didn't think anyone was going to be able to help him out ... ]

[taintedmartyr.livejournal.com]

What do you need help with, Mister Sora? ♥

[wrongkey.livejournal.com]

[ takes a deeeep breath, 'cause it's story time. ]

O-okay, well, I've got this friend, right-? And he's the new guy in town, and he doesn't know anyone besides this ... other-guy, and he really likes hanging out with him, 'cause he's funny and he makes him feel good. But he hasn't exactly, uh, played the field, and he doesn't know whether to ask this guy to be his-- [ screws up his face trying to say it, it's a weird word to him. ] --boyfriend or something, or how to even do it.

[ and breathe. naturally, said friend is totally not himself. ]

[taintedmartyr.livejournal.com]

[oh of course not~]

Well, your 'friend' obviously needs to be bolder! The first step to impressing a man is boldness and one's ability to be forward!

Sure, some men like subtlety, but you can be subtle once you-- your friend-- tells this boy how he feels! ♥

Oh, and if he smiles, he's interested. If he turns you down, just find some new clothes and change your approach!

[wrongkey.livejournal.com]

So I-- I mean, my friend just has to go ask him?

[ smooth, Sora. ]

[taintedmartyr.livejournal.com]

Well, you shouldn't ask him to 'be yours'~

You should just go up to him and say exactly how you feel in a proud, confident voice! No one should be ashamed of what they want!

[and boy does she know that better than anyone]

[wrongkey.livejournal.com]

I can do that-!

[ puffs up, all ... five-foot-six of him. yeah, that's manly and impressive. ]

[oneprouddad.livejournal.com]

It's the way to find who you're going to marry.

(well, congrats. the two people you've gotten advice from so far are that Aerith and a widowed Riku)

[wrongkey.livejournal.com]

[ it's still a better turnout than he expected. ]

I know that much, Ri-ku. I'm just wondering about how.

[oneprouddad.livejournal.com]

It's been over ten years since I last dated, I'm out of practice.

[wrongkey.livejournal.com]

Aww, man ...

[ droops. ]

[oneprouddad.livejournal.com]

Hey, if I had good, new advice, I'd give it to you. It's just I think that advice over a decade old will only mess you up.