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[glancing casually down at a piece of paper as his leash dangles about in front of him.]

This is so stupid, I don't even know why the fuck I accepted to take the blame.

[growls more under his breath, and then he's looking up.]

What th--

[and that's him stepping right on the end of his leash and faceplanting.]

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[stares at his hand. contemplates grabbing a butcher's knife.]

[llameante.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I won't tell.

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It's not like they don't already know.

[llameante.livejournal.com]

Soooo, that'd explain the leash.

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A school of screwed up nymphomaniacs will do that to you.

[llameante.livejournal.com]

Looks like you'll fit in here juuuust fine.

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Greeeat.

[llameante.livejournal.com]

Hundreds of horny boys all lined up to bump uglies with each other.

The sad part's that I'm telling the truth. Got it memorized?

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I'll probably punch every one of 'em.

[llameante.livejournal.com]

I'd pay good munny to see that.

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I'm not gonna wait around for you to be there when I do.

[llameante.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I'll find you.

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Good luck with that.

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[once a replica, always a replica. disappears behind a dark portal.]