attention all college of celibate kids students.

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

[there's faint singing, off tune and clumsy in rhythm.]

C.O.C.K. has
A lot of sluts
A lot of sluts

C.O.C.K. has
A lot of sluts
And one of them is
P. L. I. K. U.

C.O.C.K. has
A lot of sluts
And one of them is
A. X. E. L.

C.O.C.K. has
A lot of sluts
A lot of sluts...~

And here I am
At at at
Condoms 101--

[and he opens the door, closes it, prepares to be chided to sit dow--... but then he opens his eyes and drops his books.]

--what the fuck?!

Comments

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

[arches an eyebrow. oh yes, he heard you singing, and he's quite amused]

Lost, little one~?

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

[... stare.]

Why are you older, Axel? And you're not supposed to be in Condoms 101, you're supposed to be at lunch.

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

[bristles at the "old" comment like any self-respecting Axel would]

I'm 21, twerp. And you're not where you think you are.

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

[sticks tongue out.]

Yeah, well, I'm 19, and where I was... I guess, you're 19 too.

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

Nineteen? You look like you're twelve.

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

You look like you're 50!

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

Either you know some freakishly attractive fifty year olds, or you need your eyes checked.

[viveniciously.livejournal.com]

[here is a curious kitty; startled awake and yawning away with tiny white fangs filling that tired mouth. but he's all at attention now, staring at this sora without a word. gosh, it was a lovely dream too.]

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

[pause.]

Roxas?

[viveniciously.livejournal.com]

[slow blink & an ear twitch. he's too tired to get annoyed over something like this]

Nope. I'm Ven.

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

... aww.

[scritch scritch behind those ears.]

[viveniciously.livejournal.com]

[oh my gosh. this is worth waking up for. he's rubbing up against this sora; smiling & possibly mewling in delight]

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

[laughs a little and pecks the top of his head.]

You're cute. Almost as cute as Repliku out of the pool.

[rikufu.livejournal.com]

Cute.

[ sounds very unimpressed. ]

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know I am~.

[rikufu.livejournal.com]

Self-confidence is always a plus.

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

It's never a minus, unless you're one of those really jerkwad kind of types.

[rikufu.livejournal.com]

And I take it the only jerking you do is in the bedroom, right.

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

[cough, rolls eyes.]

Well, when you put it so bluntly, how can I deny it~?

[llameante.livejournal.com]

I'm no slut.

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

You so are.

[llameante.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Mr. Schoolbooks, my boyfriend'd have my head if I were.

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

[rolls eyes.]

Sure, sure.

[llameante.livejournal.com]

Hey, ask 'im yourself if you want.

[ceilingsora.livejournal.com]

I bet you guys are mutual whores.