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[has left the last room she was in a complete nasty torched and cracked and shattered mess]

You know, I was having a nice time watching the blood spatter on the battlefield and was content to keep it there but if whoever brought me here wants in on their rug, by all means come out and we can solve this quickly.

[[ooc:god!Kairi- guess which god...not that that'll be hard]]

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Good, you can kill the shitty vampires here and keep the god of sex in check.

[flicks his tail.]

I don't remember taking orders from you, peon.

*random sword from nowhere in ur faic*

...wait...god of sex?*that got her off enough to quirk a brow*

I'm already dead, wench.

[simply pushes the sword aside, scowling.]

Yeah, Riku, Aphrodite, whatever the hell you wanna call 'em. He's going around hitting every little boy he can get his hands on.

Gee, with that attitude I wonder how you died. You're physical enough I could still have stabbed you and make it hurt genius.
[poof sword is like gone]

....I'm sorry but I'm the ARES, if you want to keep APHRODITE in check you'll need to call the HEPHAESTUS.

I asked to be killed, simple as that.

[waves flippantly.]

Whatever, whatever. Go kill something if it'll make you stop PMSing.

Yeah your still asking with that attitude, brat.

Che.
[would argue but doesn't want to waste it on you]

[waves a hand. there comes the god of the sun. too bad he doesn't have a divine instrument or his usual glow.]

Hello, Kairi.

...Well this is getting to be a weird day.

Hi Roxas.

[sighs.]

It seems even we are stuck in a rut.

Well it only makes sense.

I mean, taken from our domain by some other force- I'm rather pissed.

[the ~~mother~~ father to us all steps back, frowning.]

....Che...any idea what's going on glowy?

[huff.]

I don't have my glow, that was a cheap shot and you know it, Kairi.

... besides all of us having no exit and being surrounded by mortals.

[8P]

Well at least I won't be so bored.

I should've guessed.

Yes you really should have.

[ooc:Is he a specific god like appolo or helios or just generic god of sun?]

[sighs, turning away.]

[ooc; he's Amaterasu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amaterasu), the Shinto sun god~~ess~~.]

[[ooc:Ooooh, nifty!]]

[Watching with amusement from a pillow fort.]

Hee, nice one. I should tell the Queen she's looking in the wrong place.

...[glances over-tosses a dagger from nowhere- is too pissed for games]

[moves of the way.] Now now, that's not nice. The Queen wouldn't be happy if you offed one of her subjects. Can't a girl merely offer commentary on a job well done?

Maybe if you started talking in a way that made some fucking damn sense I wouldn't feel like trying to smear you across a wall.

Tsk tsk. Bitchiness and rudeness don't suit you well at all, madame lunatic. But whatever. [Gets to her feet, and shoves hands in pockets, rocking back and forth on her heels.] I make plenty of sense, it is you who took it the wrong way.

Yes because I must assume the teenager in the pillow fort is sane. [voice dripping in sarcasm]

We're all sane, yet we're all mad. Welcome to insanity, enjoy your stay. [There's a jaunty wave and a not nice grin as she turns and walks off.]

.........[if only glares could kill-is very tempted to try the dagger again but let's it go]

[takes a cautious step back, having had enough violence lately]

[looks over, eye quirked] Skittish thing.

Not a big fan of violence.

[ignore the sword on his belt.]

...Than what's with the sword?

[lol like she'd miss it]

...

I wanted to protect someone I care about, but I'm not very good at it.

Is that so? Do tell.

[sighs] What's there to tell? I can't fight well.

...If you give me some kind of offering or promise your loyalty to me I could give you the skills to defeat almost any opponent~.

...What kind of offering?

[definitely considering this]

Oh you know, the head of a person, a large dead animal, a suitable large hound for a pet, one of those three.
Or undying loyalty.

[raises an eyebrow]

And, uh, what would 'undying loyalty' entail?

Doing what I want you to do when I actually want you to do something.

Oh goody, more.

[have an Axel who was painted into existence by your sun god up there.]

Believe me I'd like to be here as much as anyone else would.

[ooc:I was wondering about that "painted" thing]

[ooc: XD Well, because Roxas used magical powers to bring the painting of Axel to life. So here he is.]

Then we're all just going to have a ball.

Oh I can just imagine.

Can't you?

......Ok I think the sarcasm train has left the station already.
What do you want, seriously, I'm in a craptastic mood.

Just a friendly conversation~

I'm a goddess of war, I don't do friendly.

Of course not. That would be entirely too easy.

It would actually. You want to be friendly with me go kill a person.

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