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[sexual.livejournal.com]

 So this place isn't all that bad ...

[clears his throat as he settles back on a recliner, slumped with his arms draped over the edge.]

Could be better, but I'm not worried about a utopia~

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[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

Good! 'cause if someone here was being a jerk, I'd punch their face!

[and he flexes non-existent muscles. oh yes.]

[sexual.livejournal.com]

[just laughs, soft and almost girly.]

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[that... surprises him, and it's obvious by the way he turns his head and kind of stares.]

... dude, you actually laughed.

[sexual.livejournal.com]

[s-stops, looking at him with pinkish cheeks.]

Uh ... is that a bad thing?

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's not. Just... surprised me, that's all.

No one laughs when I joke around.

[he scratches the back of his head.]

But, uh, anyway. How long you been here?

[sexual.livejournal.com]

Why not? You're a funny boy.

[smiiiles~]

I don't think very long. I lost count.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[... s-stop making him blush.]

Oh. I lost track too. Damn. Should've known better. Do they have calenders around here?

[sexual.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've seen any. I don't really mind, either~ the longer I stay here, the longer that means I stay with fun people and away from home.

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[he looks to the side, awkwardly.]

That's what everyone says...

I bet Roxas and Olette are gettin' it on right now.

[makes a face. siiiiigh.]

[sexual.livejournal.com]

[tilts his head.]

Jealous?

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

N-no way! Olette's not my type, she's all smart and--

[oh wait, no that's making it seem like Roxas--!]

[sexual.livejournal.com]

Sooo~ you liked Roxas?

[smiles.]

That's cute. Upsetting, but cute ...

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[sjdkfl;fs flails, bright red.]

No, no, no! I don't like anyone and no one likes me, I'm like a wheel, third wheel, third wheel! I--...

[pause, and he looks at him, blinking.]

... why's it upsetting? He a bad person or something?

[sexual.livejournal.com]

[rubs the back of his neck, just letting him spaz.]

Well ... it's upsetting because it'd be unrequited love. That's one of the worst, I think.

[not that he would know, but just thinking about being in love with someone who's totally happy with someone else makes his heart hurt a little.]

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[he's a spazzy one.]

--oh... right. Well, yeah, it is. I bet it'd really suck.

[sexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah ...

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[y-yaaaawn.]

So, like. Everyone here's got some sort of magical power. You got one?

[sexual.livejournal.com]

U-uh ...

[ffffff gosh.]

My hands ... make people orgasm on contact.

[s-so blunt. he almost doesn't care anymore, facepalming.]

Not with my gloves on, though ...

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[he just tilts his head.]

--oh, I get it. So--oh. That's a kinda weird power, but I bet it gets useful.

[sexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a little ...

[s-still blushing though.]

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[head tilt, and grins, flicking his nose.]

You're blushing.

[sexual.livejournal.com]

[wince.]

Well hey, we're talking about mutual masturbation here!

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[head tilt.]

... uh, yeah, but--okay, I was always taught that sex was a really good thing, that there's no shame in it. What's so bad about this whole touching thing? You make another person happy and you're turned on by it, right?

[sexual.livejournal.com]

... [smiles.]

I really like this place, 'cause people like you are around.

[obligatory sora/hayner hug is nao.]

[skaterboard.livejournal.com]

[l-laughs when he's hugged, grinning.]

Dude, I'm glad I'm out of the freaking CIA building.