the closing of a window

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

[his hands are tucked into his pockets, out of view.]

I'm going to be so fucked when I get my heart back.

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[truememories.livejournal.com]

[tilts her head]

Why do you say that?

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

My body will start to work again.

[truememories.livejournal.com]

...Huh?

[confused]

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

Humans kidneys can't process tinfoil and bone as well as a Nobody can.

[truememories.livejournal.com]

... and you were eating these why.

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

I was bored and it was fun.

[truememories.livejournal.com]

Oh geez.

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

I could tell you that it was part of an initation rite for a secret cannibalistic cult, but I don't approve of telling half-lies.

[truememories.livejournal.com]

[raising an eyebrow]

Which part was the lie?

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

All the parts that weren't the word "cannibalistic".

[truememories.livejournal.com]

[dot dot motherfucking dot]

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

Open your mouth. It's just possible that something intelligent will come out.

[truememories.livejournal.com]

Ew.

...For the sake of my sanity, I don't want to know who you ate.

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

Several of them were Soras.

[truememories.livejournal.com]

... Several of--?

oh, ew.

[valorgasmic.livejournal.com]

--oh look, another Axel.

[iiinterested.]

Why's that?

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

Chewing on tinfoil can lead to tin poisoning.

[valorgasmic.livejournal.com]

... why would you even do that.

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

[shrugs.]

I like being able to eat poison.

[valorgasmic.livejournal.com]

You're just as weird as the rest of 'em ...

[off to find the tight pants rockstar Axel to play guitar hero, he guesses!]

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

[someone tall and red-headed will be following close behind.]

Why such a low opinion of me, keymaster?

[valorgasmic.livejournal.com]

I have a very high opinion of you! Well, one of you's my best friend, but I can't really find him.

But the last few guys wanted to kill me. Another, uh. Likes pinning me to walls.

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

I'm unique. I want to do both.

[valorgasmic.livejournal.com]

Sorry, not interested ...

[waves a hand flippantly, sighing dramatically.]

Hasn't anyone ever heard of a normal friendship here?

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

Those are a novelty item around here.

[valorgasmic.livejournal.com]

Laaame.

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

I can be much more exciting, but I've already had my fill of keyblade master today.

[valorgasmic.livejournal.com]

Boo hoo.

[he only says that 'cause he knows about five other Axels he could turn to, and right about now even the penis-for-brains is sounding pretty fun.]

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

[turns away, slipping a blood-shiny hand out of his pocket to wave.]

--oh, and you might want to avoid the kitchen.

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

So hey, I hear you eat people.

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

I'm very picky about it.

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

Picky or not, I used it as a threat against some brat.

But then I bit 'em and tore a huge chunk of his shoulder off and ate it.

[prods one of his sharky teeth with the tip of his tongue.]

Despite him being me, I can't say I was dissatisfied.

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

I hope that wasn't my Roxas.

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

Beats the hell out of me. He was pissy about something and he couldn't fight for shit. He looked like some BDSM half drag queen, and he's not even from Hell like me.

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

[not his, then.]

Funny. I didn't think Nobodies were lucky enough to go to Hell.

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm not one of you. I had a heart and Sora's not any more a part of me than any brother would be.

And even that didn't stop me from trying to get into his pants.

But that's barely anything new here.

[seventhdiviner.livejournal.com]

It is... interesting to hear you have been inclined to such practices.

[iwasarealboy.livejournal.com]

[blind Sora is wandering over, holding the walls and counting steps to himself]

...Why will you be f--....that way?