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[thirteenkeys.livejournal.com]

[Roxas is trying to not sing, plus he's bored, so he's in the mock library organizing things. He didn't work part time at a library for nothing]

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[deadshooter.livejournal.com]

[ AND HE AS POKED. ON LE BUTT. WITH A VERY SHARP KNIFE. ]

That's right, listen to the narration, kid!

[thirteenkeys.livejournal.com]

[WTF IS GOING ON. just kinda... looks at him. see icon for expression.]

[deadshooter.livejournal.com]

So, are you part of the musical, too? Because I don't hear singing!

[ Drops a Jack-in-a-box infront of him. It has a very nice ribbon and a card that says 'Pull my finger ribbon' ]

[thirteenkeys.livejournal.com]

[decides to ignore the ribbon. just shakes his head]

[deadshooter.livejournal.com]

Come on. You know you wanna open it. It's.. so openable, like Paris Hilton's legs.

[thirteenkeys.livejournal.com]

[see icon]

[deadshooter.livejournal.com]

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... I feel another rejection coming in five seconds. Twice today!

[ Mock 'AUGH ):' ]

[thirteenkeys.livejournal.com]

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[deadshooter.livejournal.com]

[ Mock SHAME POSITION. ]

Fine, Mary, fine.

[ SIGHS, but pulls the ribbon himself--here, Roxas, have a Deadpool!Jack face holding a grenade. ]

You have fun today, kid.

Stay in school!

[ TELEPORTS OUT OF THERE. ]

[thirteenkeys.livejournal.com]

[if the grenade is still there, HE'S GETTING AWAY FROM IT]

[deadshooter.livejournal.com]

[ Tick tock tick tock tick tock--IT EXPLODES, EVENTUALLY--only to splatter cake all around, and a card left behind saying 'From Mr. Wilson 8')'. ]

[thirteenkeys.livejournal.com]

[...siiiigh]

[deadshooter.livejournal.com]

[ AND AS THE FOURTH WALL IS HIS BITCH, he wishes to say 'Yeah, kid, I get that everytime' through a magical narration box. ): Fer serious. ]

[thirteenkeys.livejournal.com]

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