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[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

[has hands firmly clamped over mouth. Yes, he's got the Singin' Heartless virus, and BY GOD he is not opening his mouth. Way too embarassing]

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[atotalsap.livejournal.com]

What's wrong Axel?

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

[keeps hands over mouth and shakes his head vigorously, HELL NO, Sora, he is not opening his mouth.]

[atotalsap.livejournal.com]

Are you gonna be sick or something?

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

[keeps one hand over mouth, shakes head no, waves to keep you from getting one]

[atotalsap.livejournal.com]

What's the matter then?

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

[more head-shaking. PLEASE don't make him tell you, Sora.]

[atotalsap.livejournal.com]

How am I supposed to help you if you don't tell me?

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

[fishes in laptop bag, biting his lips closed. Gets out laptop, opens Word, types]

I caught something that makes me sing.

1/2

[atotalsap.livejournal.com]

[atotalsap.livejournal.com]

Really? Let's hear it then.

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

[EYES WIDEN. types again]

FUCK no.

[atotalsap.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

For one, I suck. For two... no.

[atotalsap.livejournal.com]

You can't be that bad!

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

Whatever I caught is also making me say things I don't exactly want everyone knowing about.

[atotalsap.livejournal.com]

So sing it quietly.

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

[SIGH. Sora clearly isn't going to leave until he does. So he sings, barely audible...]

Oh - once in your life you find someone
Who will turn your world around
Bring you up when you're feelin' down

Ya - nothin' could change what you mean to me
Oh there's lots that I could say
But just hold me now
Cause our love will light the way

[atotalsap.livejournal.com]

You really aren't a bad singer. I didn't know you were into sappy love songs, though.

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

I'm not. Not usually.

[aaaaaaand then without warning, he starts beling out this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=R6coDE4sMsI)]

Turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit lonely and you're never coming around
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart...

[xdarkillusionx.livejournal.com]

[and he's just watching with an amused smirk, yup]

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

[is embarrassed like whoa because he was totally not just belting out "Total Eclipse of the Heart"]

[xdarkillusionx.livejournal.com]

['I never saw you as the sort to sing romantic ballads.']

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

[flips him the bird]

[xdarkillusionx.livejournal.com]

['Your level of immaturity isn't surprising. Be grateful that you haven't sung something even worse; I'm certain that a ballad is minuscule in comparison to certain other types of music.']

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

[glares, and is mentally flailing because now the Whitney Houston songs are trying to get out and that's a giant big fat NO.]

[deadshooter.livejournal.com]

Lockjaw? I can definitely operate, easy as pie!

[ Grabs a dynamite, lighs it, and sticks it in Axel's hair. ]

Sorry, but your hands were in the way. Improvising!

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

[pulls dynamite out of hair and PUNCHES YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE.

He is not a happy Axel. Not at all.]

I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck.
I'm taking pride,
In telling you to Fuck Off and Die.

[deadshooter.livejournal.com]

[ His jaw, it looks destructified! Fixes it with a snap of his face, though. ]

Did I tell you how many times my jaw was busted? I swear, that was the 9234793287492387432th, without Dilan blowing my brains, literally!

[ AND KICKS HIM IN THE NUTS. ]

Like I said to Captain A: ROCHAMBEAU!