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[dramaticduck.livejournal.com]

[Cliii-ink. whirrr whirr whirrr whirrr.

...

POOOF!]

I am the terror the FLAPS in the night...

[Smoke enters the room, a dark shadow appears within its center.]

I am the itch... you just can't reach!

[The smoke thins]

I am...

[pause, looks around]

I am...?

W-wait. Where am I?

[Dramatic entrance was ruined, face fallen... and mind was boggled. His arms were raised, cape set out... but it was pointless now. This was not Megavolt's newest hideout. Hm.

...

Stomping one webbed foot, Darkwing threw his hands in the air.]

Leave it to LP to get us totally lost. Did you see what you did, Launchpad!? This isn't...

[He turned... where was the door? ...A DOOR CAN'T GO MISSING! Oh... OH!]

Ah hah! A vexing vain villain ventures to verily catch our hero in his venomous grasp and to turn him into a victim!

But what he doesn't know is that DARKWIIIIIIING DUCK... knows his game!

[tugging low on his hat, he smirks]

Let's get dangerous.

Comments

[deadshooter.livejournal.com]

MR. DUCK, YOU'RE MY HERO

[unwillingminion.livejournal.com]

what the hell--

I don't think I want to know.

[dramaticduck.livejournal.com]

[What's this? A fan? A strange looking what, BUT DARKWING IS NOT BIASED.]

Yehp yehp yehp... Hello, mighty tall fan! Darkwiiiiiing Duck is here!

Would you... like an autograph?

[deadshooter.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I do.

[ Takes out.. A GUN. ]

May I have your hat? I love your hat. I'll name it after Oprah.

[rosenoblivion.livejournal.com]

[raises an eyebrow]

"The terror that flaps in the night?"

[i-2-i.livejournal.com]

[tries not to look too weirded out by his entrance] Umm...hello? Are you lost?

[OOC: You win so many Internets for this!]