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[Cliii-ink. whirrr whirr whirrr whirrr.

...

POOOF!]

I am the terror the FLAPS in the night...

[Smoke enters the room, a dark shadow appears within its center.]

I am the itch... you just can't reach!

[The smoke thins]

I am...

[pause, looks around]

I am...?

W-wait. Where am I?

[Dramatic entrance was ruined, face fallen... and mind was boggled. His arms were raised, cape set out... but it was pointless now. This was not Megavolt's newest hideout. Hm.

...

Stomping one webbed foot, Darkwing threw his hands in the air.]

Leave it to LP to get us totally lost. Did you see what you did, Launchpad!? This isn't...

[He turned... where was the door? ...A DOOR CAN'T GO MISSING! Oh... OH!]

Ah hah! A vexing vain villain ventures to verily catch our hero in his venomous grasp and to turn him into a victim!

But what he doesn't know is that DARKWIIIIIIING DUCK... knows his game!

[tugging low on his hat, he smirks]

Let's get dangerous.