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I've found that there has been little for me to do here. While I could research this world, there is little to look into, other than the blatant duplicates of people, and I've yet to find a place to find any new reading material.

That said, how exactly have you all managed to even remain marginally occupied?

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"Uke on my own"? What are you implying?

Well, you are fortunate that you don't remember that. I'll remind you so you can be on the look-out for the gutless if they ever show up again.

Some twelve-year-old twit invented a new breed of heartless that instead of taking hearts, takes the... ah... you know. The body becomes the uke - a whining, snivvling, clingy moron who "needs" affection. The... you know become a seme.

Be very glad that you don't remember your Seme, Zexion.

...Strange. I'm inclined to agree that it's for the best that I know not of such situations. The idea of diminishing into a weak-willed, submissive version of myself is far from appealing.

Believe me, Zexion, the Semes are far worse, in every way imaginable.

Let's put it this way: Yours was named "Zexy-poo."

That name is far worse than even "Dorky-Snorky", a nickname which I've unfortunately obtained from one of my associates.

Were I capable of pitying you, I would. That is a name I would wish on no one.

Tell me, have you seen either Vexen or Lexaeus?

I've learned to ignore it, as well as "Dorklet". Honestly, I never understood the purpose of nicknames.

No, I have not. It's been a year since I've seen them, truthfully.

Nor have I, ESPECIALLY since my sideburns have taken an affinity to calling me "Xaldy", much to my chagrin.

Too bad. Well, I'm sure they can fend for themselves, at least as long as they stay in the castle.

......

[ IS SO LAUGHING ON THE SIDE. Lol Xaldy. 8| Will so remember that, ty ty. ]

... and this is somehow better than the Seme. Um... miss... you wouldn't happen to be Xigbar, would you?

(TLS is magic like that)

Nope. ♥ Just a replica, promise~.

[ The mun would like to thank you for bringing TLS here, yes. *3* And she just smiles~. ]

Ah, that's... somewhat reassuring.

(I'm trying to drag over Mansex-mun, but she went to bed... maybe I'll bust out Secks later)

Mm? What's wrong?

[ Take your time. xDb And. SECKS. I heard about him. jkldfsjklsdfjklsd. *dying here* ]

Nothing, merely that the, ah, seme of Xigbar is quite disturbing.

Scratch that, VERY disturbing. It's reassuring that you don't feel compelled to stick "dude" on the end of every sentence, for one.

.... What's a 'seme'? Xig's never told me anything like that before.

Well, mine anyway.

*rubs temples* A seme is what happens when a man's you know are consumed by a type of parasite called a "gutless." The you knows become a being similar to a nobody, called a "seme".

Hmm... are you familiar at all with the fandom stereotype Xigbar has accquired?

.. Uhm, I think I gots it.

I never even heard of fandom~!

How fortunate. Essentially, there are... teenaged girls out there, who are aware of us. And they have the mistaken assumption that Xigbar is a middle-aged surfer with perfect hair and a tan, whose sole purpose in life is to be pretty and have sex with every male in existence.

That, my dear, is Xiggy-kun *cringes at saying the name*, Xigbar's Seme. To further paint the picture for you, he runs around in nothing but an orange speedo.

*and now its facepalm time because you made him remember things he didn't want to remember EVER*

.....

[ Can now not stop LAUGHING. No, seriously. Especially when she just imagined her Xigbar in such. Oh my god. ]

X-Xiggy-kun.. [ More giggles are inserted here. She now has a new nickname for Xigbar. :) ]

... I suppose for someone who has not been subjected to that nightmare or been hit in the face with a canon intending to rip your you knows right from your... well... would find that humorous.

... in retrospect, it IS humorous, and I hope Axel and Larxene took lots of pictures of the ukes.

I'm sorry! It's just that.. it's so hard to imagine the Xigbar I know in such.. [ Giggles more~! ] But I'm betting he'll hate it.

And an uke is? Opposite of a seme?

Yes. Weak, whiny, pathetic, clingy and in constant need of attention. Last I heard they were having a tea party and playing dress-up.

... Oooh. Well.

Put them in the playpen. ♥

It's... a little difficult to put grown men into a play pen, especially when they find every way possible to attach themselves to your waist and start dry-humping your leg.

An electromagnetic force-field, however... I'll send some notes to Vexen when I get a chance, that's a good idea....

I mean with the special playpen Zexian and I are planning~. But that works!