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[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[aaaaaaaaand runs through the door, butt-naked, cheeks flushed]

Guuuuyssssss, don't, I reeeeally need my clothes back!

[ooc; I'M GOING TO HELL. see his profile for info lmfaooo. After getting a little drunkish, someone told him that taking off his clothes was a good idea so he did.

eta; butt-naked? buck-naked? Woe, I have seen both.  ]

[[waaaaaaarning there be porn!]]

Comments

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

You. Are. Rather. Ossified. Drunk Sora, you're drunk.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, you're a to~ma~toooo.

Nooo, no, I only had about...mmn, I lost count.

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

Right, and you're a string-bean.

Losing count means you've had too many. You have any idea what you did with your threads?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...[blank look]

You aren't allowed to eat me.

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

...I'm not going to...?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

You called me a bean!

People eat those!

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

Well, you called me a tomato, and people eat those too.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...B....but.

[sadface]

What about the tomatoes that don't want to be eaten?

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

I dunno what happens to them...

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[f-face crumples]

B-but they have feelings too--

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

Well, if they have feelings they must be smart enough to keep from getting eaten, right?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[n-nod]

I guess....

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

See? There y'are. All the tomatoes and string-beans that don't want to be eaten are all safe and sound.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[n-nod]

Okay.

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

Now, do you know where your clothes are? You should get dressed...

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

Nuuuu, they're all gone.

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

Wouldja like me to getcha some? I know where a few spares are around here...

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

...I guess. Can I come withya?

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

Sure, jus' follow me, then.



Anythin' you want in particular...?

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

Your...accent~!

[says it right the first time, fuckyeah]

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, guess I do have a bit of one. Never thought about it too much b'fore.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

It's cuuuuuute.

[pulls them on after hopping a bit, annnnnnd lands flat on his ass, kind of startled]

Haha, the ground ate me.

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

Heh, thankya.

It must think you're a string-bean.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

[wobbling still, cheeks flushed]

I don't wanna be eaten though...

[holeboy.livejournal.com]

Then let's get you off the floor, hmmm? Why don't you go lie down for a bit?