kingdomdressing | (no subject)

Tell me about it, dude. Let's lighten it up in here a bit, mmkay, ladies? Have a party. Cut loose. A fieeesta. How 'bout it?

And there should be a 'no crying' rule. If you cry we get to kick you in the face.

Psh, yeah! I would enforce this rule. Every day. With my BOOT.

That is a good idea. We should be the emo-police.

Totally. It's settled, then. Officer Axel, reportin' for doody!

Let's shove these boots where the sun don't shine.

...Behind emo hair, that is.

[laughs hard at that]

Oh man, that was good. Glad to have you aboard, Axel.

[smirk]

And just what would you suggest to cheer stuff up around here?

Wait. Don't answer that. I'm sure that it involves burning everything in sight. [sarcastic]

[ooc: Roxas still needs to make Bombe Alaska for Axel, doesn't he? ^^;]

I have no idea. But all this woe and despair is very unbearable.

[hand to his chest]

If I had a heart your biting sarcasm would break it, Roxas.

[wave of a hand]

You know, I'm pretty damned upset myself... but you don't see me angsting all over the place, do you?

[ooc: Yes he does. 8D mmm, I'd like some myself.]

[Have a raised eyebrow for your dramatics, Axel. Roxas tries to maintain a straight face, but the thought of Axel angsting is almost frightening and kind of funny at the same time.

The thought also makes him sad, too; but obviously this Axel is not into angsting, so Roxas pushes those feelings out of his mind -- for now.]

I suppose that's a good thing that you're not adding to the angst levels around here then.

Any more angsting and this place is likely to implode on itself.

[shrugs]

I'll wait until everyone else is done with their problems to indulge on my own- I'll get more attention that way.

[slight grin]

[Just blinks at that last statement and then gives an involuntary snort of laughter.]

Wow. Just wow, Axel.

I guess as long as it doesn't involve hurting or killing everyone else.... [shrugs]

[gasp!]

Your cynicism regarding my intentions truly harm me, Roxas. Have I not behaved since I've been here?

[slightly confused appraising look]

I know you?

We've met around here on several occasions.

[siiiigh]

Hm. Now I am depressed.

[slight frown]

I've run into quite a few Axels around here, Axel. And I'm sure that you've met several other Roxae besides me too.

But you're not being a huge jerk, so that narrows it down--

Wait a sec. Bombe Alaska? [hazards a guess]

Depressed?

[peers at the dragon- that was interesting, then inspects his hair to make sure nothing was on fire]

Not really. A little down, maybe, but I'm willing to rise above my woes and have a good time.

...it has been a little down here lately. What do you suggest?

Heck if I know. I was thinking we lock all the emo-kids in a room and hope they go away.

Out of sight, out of mind. Yanno?

As much as it surprises me, I'm inclined to agree. things are getting a little depressing here nowadays.

Aw, I feel so flattered Namine.

Aw, really? It's nothing, Axel. So what are you planning to alleviate depression?

I'll call it 'room of depression'. Kind've like a mental ward but for sad people.

Damn, and we're inside it? What if it's contagious?

And let me guess, you're one of the ones that doesn't have a heart, right?

Right.

[taps chest]

And I like it that way.

[juuuust laughs, shaking his head and turning away.]

What's so funny?

[wrinkles his nose, unamused]

You.

[turns to him, smirking and flicking that spaded tail.]

At least I don't look weird.

[hands on his hips]

And how, pray tell, am I so funny?

You're just jealous you can't breathe fire.

[tilts his head.]

If I told you, I'd ruin such a juicy secret.

Not really. When I whisper sweet nothings into an ear I don't want to accidentally scorch the inside of someones head.

[shrugs]

Oh well, it's not like your opinion matters.

Oh, I have something called control.

[sucks in a deep breath, huffing out fire.] But not around idiots.

You couldn't whisper sweet nothings 'cause you ain't got the heart to put feeling in it. You're just a stupid little shadow that likes to play pretend.

Like a little kid. You're funny.

Well, if having a heart turns me into a pretentious asshole, I'm rather fine without one.

[ooc: FUN-FACT ... That 'hard' was almost 'hard-on' instead of 'heart'. :l trufax.]

I could be a sweetheart, but only to people that matter.

That's mean, hitting people while they're down.

I'm not exactly a nice guy, kiddo.

Then pretend to be one. You're good with tricks, aren't you?

Pretending takes too much work, and there is nothing in it for me.

Pretend or I'll hit you.

D-don't be unhappy, Mister Axel!

[ooc; I freaking lol'd at BAAAAAWston. :|b]

[oh crap, didn't mean for little ears to hear his sarcasm. Kneels down and smiles]

Don't worry, Princess. I'm not unhappy at all!

[ooc: Thank you! That was my favorite. lDb]

[still isn't 100% convinced. Looks up at him rather worriedly]

A-are you sure?

[Laying on the couch nearby, head on his arms crossed over the armrest.]

I vote the last one.

Glad to know I have your support.

Depressing people are boring. Is Axel going to try to make this place entertaining?

I think BAAAAAAAAAAWston is a good one.