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Oh Christ not another one.

Anoffer one? You mean you shaw Feffiroff?!

Yes, I saw Feffiroff. He was looking for you.

Where? Where did you lafft shee him?!

[ pointing in a random direction ]

Ffank you, little bunny ffing. I am fery gratefful.

[ runs off to find Feffiroff ]

....I restrain myself now from the wall making contact with my forehead.

[ clueless ]

Ish shere fomeffing wrong?

..No, no. I'm just minding my own business from now on.

Ffine. But tell me iff you ffee Feffiroff.

[ grabs ass ] >:]

Handsh off, miffter. D:

Damn, nigga, ewww. I didn't mean ta touch yo' ugly ass. I meant to touch blue haired hotties ass >/.

Okay ffen. Go about your biffineff.

...Disgusting. Get the hell away from me, moron.

>:] Aww, com'on shorty. I rock ya like no otha brotha coul'

I'm forced to tell you that you're beyond utterly repulsive for me to even consider or have that thought come to mind.

...Well thiff iff a shlightly unexshpected turn of eventsh. And here I waff ffinking I would haff to be the one doing the hunting down again >D

Feffiroff! I'm not running away any more! I'm not schcared off the darkneff!

Oh good doeff thiff mean you're giving up on that whole 'light' buishneff finally?

No! I no longer ffear the darkneff... because I ffinally belieff in the light in my heart!

[OOC: Oh man these light and darkness speeches crack me up XD]

Don't be fooliff Cloud, you can neffer let go off the darkneff~

[OOC:adsdSlkejrf stupid alert system is not alerting asiejfriew DX]

I can! Becauff... YOU are my darkneff! I just haff to deffeat you!

[Livejournal and Hotmail are one with the darkness.]

Defeat me ash many timeff aff you like, but your darkneff will call me back each and effery time. Why don't you jufft give in and admit that you'll neffer get anywhere ushing the light?

No... I just haff to keep belieffing in the light...

You keep shaying that, and yet here I am, with a remarkable lack of shtab woundsh.

If you truly belieffed in all that hype you are shpouting, you would'ff done someffing by now >)

[ooc you type so faaaaast DX]

FEFFIROOOOOOFF!!

[attacks with Buffter Shword]

[keke, you're just slow at tranfflating. :P]

[blocks with Maffamune]

No no Cloud, thiff iff the part where you're ffuppoffed to ffay, "yeff Feffiroff you were right all along I giff in to the darkneff I giff in!"

Come now it iffn't hard jufft repeat after me~

NEFFER!

[Perfforms Climhaffard with the Buffter Sword]

[Teleportff behind Cloud and summons Orbff off Darkneff]

Shuch a shtubborn boy. You're only making it more ffun ffor me you know >D

[Prepares to jump, but halts when the One Winged Angel begins to play in the background.]

Don't - DON'T PLAY SHAT FFEME FFONG!

[Falls to the ground, clutching head in the typical Cloud-esque, er, Clod-esque manner]

[I've really taken this to hell in a handbasket, haven't I? XD]

What, you mean thiff ffeme ffong? [Ups the volume]

>)

[ooc: dude, I've been saying the handbasket thing since this morning XD]

Noooooooo!

Feff...Feffiroff...I...I giff up. I will giff in to she darkneff... JUST TURN OFF SHE FFEME FFONG, PLEAFF!

[LOL yes. We should... do this with not!crack Cloud and Sephiroth sometime to atone for our sins XD]

...Shinshe I have achieved my purpoffe for today, I'll be lenient and grant your pleaff. We can work on broadening your tashteff in muffic later~ >) [stops the music]

[prolly yes XD hay maybe I can get back that last piece of my soul I sold to the devil last night???]

Feffiroff... I don't undershtand... why is she darkneff always wiffin me?! Why can I neffer ffind she light?!

[Last night was awesome. Too bad the real!Seph left early, tho]

It'ff quite ffimple my little Emo Cloud. Ffo ffery, ffery ffimple.

The darkness pw3nff all.

No really, haff you ffeen the new champion for the light lately? Hiff shoeff are ridiculouff! Iff the light can't effen chooffe a champion wiff fashion ffenffe what makeff you fink it can put up a decent fight againsht the darkneff?

[I am still sad over that. 'Twould have been an epic showdown of epic proportions. And epicness XD]

Ffora... I ffaw him - he haff become one wiff she darkneff. A Heartleff. I couldn't ffashe him.

Maybe... maybe you're right... maybe fersh no offer choiff but to giff in to she darkneff... If effen he succumbed...

[There shall be other showdowns. I'm having fun with Setzer, but Clod shall stay alive. Damn, I hope a sane!Cloud shows up XD]

Off courshe I'm right >)

Though iff you shtill haff queshtionff I'm sure we can find one off thoffe... "Anffem" fellowff to explain thingff in more detail; from what I could tell he waff quite articulate in the matterff off the darkneff. We could liffen in on one off hiff lectureff. You would get to learn and then we would get to laff when the ineffitable army of redheadff and blondff showed up to defeat him~

[I'm still sort of in shock that the only one of the FF crew that's showed up is Yuffie @_@]

Well, I'm shtill not ffure... I don't want liff in the darkneff, I'm jusht - too weak to ffight it...

And I'm not in she mood to laff. )<

[Yeah, WTF is with that? I'd even be down with some Leon/Cloud action, as long as they show up.]

Baby shtepff Cloud, baby shtepff. You will come to luff the darkneff. All in due time~

And you don't haff to laff, I will laff at hiff pain and you can feel pleaffed at ffeeing what by all accountff iff a thoroughly bad perffon get trounffed. We all come away happy! Exschept for the Anffem fellow.

[I srsly have no idea with the sheer amount of them at the Pit you'd think they'd have more of a representation here wouldn't you >_>;;]

I will neffer loff she darkneff. Or you.

You're a ffick, shadifftic ffing. I don't ffink you even know what happineff iff.

[Snap, I forgot about Seifer. Him and Yuffie. And Yuna. Yah, the only ones. Damn, I want the other YRP fairies like burning~]

Ash I ffaid before; all in due time~ >D

And off courffe I know what happineff iff. It inffolffsh bondage >)

[... dude I forgot about Seifer too... wait, when did Yuna show up? I do not remember this]

An eternity togeffer wiff you would not be enouff time.

I waff trying to fforget about ffat, and you jusht HAD to bring it up again.D:

[It was a while back. Peter Pan may have been involved, I honestly can't remember, but it was only like in one thread~]

I would go "you ffay that now but jufft wait a little and~" but I can fee thiff iff jufft going to turn into one off thoffe ffircular argumentff and thoffe quickly become maffiff headacheff so jufft pretend I did.

And off courffe I had to. It'ff one of my fonder memorieff after all >;D

[... I am vaguely recalling something that might or might not have been the thread you are talking about]

I am... reffigned to my ffate.

No! That memory! DO NOT WANT! ~~- in a conffentual non-con ffort of way~~

[Alright, typing like this is killing me and I've got threads to follow as Setzer. Laterz~]

I can work wiff that.

I shtill haff all the pink ribbonf~ >D

[Seeyaz. I'm gonna pack it in soon anyways ><;;]

Well, here we go again.

*takes a shot*

Looks like it~[does too]