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Hello? Hey, hellooo!

Is this thing even on? Okay. Good. Okay... And while I'm at it, will someone please explain to me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

~~Alright, just chill. Chilling now. Yeah, phew...~~

'Cause, you know, I'm having the time of my life here already. Really. Words can't describe the obvious state of fun...ness...

[OOC: Technically a Disney Hades, but will be played as a KH!Hades while here, if that's permissable :x *dodges lynch mob*]

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[Nearly falls over trying to look up at Hades]

Woooooow, are you tall!

Oh, great. The kid's shrunk. Hey, if I'm gonna take him out, it might as well be a challenge... Scram. [flicks :|]

Insanity is what is going on. Welcome to Loony-ville, Hades.

[YAY, A HADES]

Thanks a lot. I never would've guessed that on my own, really. I'm so... enlightened now.

[OOC: DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP, IT'S BEEN FOREVER SINCE I CHANNELED HIM DX]

Well, it's the only way to describe it. Kids, pedos, girl-men, darkness, you name it, it's here. There's also two "gangstas" here and a small prostitution business running.

[NOOOOOO ;o; ]

Greeeat... Sounds like a regular party. They normally, y'know, invite people to those. Yeesh...

[OOC: I APOLOGIZE IF HE SUCKS >_>]

I guess you being here means you were invited. Congratulations.

[HE'S WONDERFUL]

I'm thrilled. Can't you just tell from my obvious enthusiasm?

[OOC: Y-YAY, THANKS. \o\;]

That just means you haven't gone around much~. ♥

[ ooc; oh my god. ♥ ]

Yeah, because I really have trouble getting around these days. What, it's not like I have absolute control over the underworld or anything. What do think I am, a... god or something? Ha!

Or wait... Maybe it's just because I AM a god. Funny idea, huh?

[OOC: Couldn't resist. 8Db;]

But you can't go back like a god could fo in a snap, can you? ♥ Sure, the underworld, but isn't there something basic like.. I dunno, traveling with a snap?

I thought gods can do that.

[ SMILE~. ]

[Oh, you're going down :|] Sure, sure. Listen, if I WANTED to, I could. Easy. But I think I'll take a little time to just... look around, admire the scenery, etcetera etcetera, you get the idea.

[ IT'S THE GENES, MAN. ]

Really~?

Would I be SAYING it if I didn't MEAN IT?

Well, there's always something called bluffing, but okay~.

~~Besides, if we can't get out, you can't either.~~

[look of the terribly unamused] Listen, sweetheart. I? Do not bluff. I convince- get it?

Then convince. ♥

You mind not flicking versions of me around? It's really getting old.

Oh, sorry, next time I'll just gather you all together in an incinerator. Saves my fingers the work.

Good to see you haven't changed!

Could say the same to you. Except for the good part. Guess it was probably a bit too much for me to just assume you dropped off the face of a world somewhere, wasn't it? Greeeat...

[OOC: T-thanks a lot, really. ^^; ♥]

Aw, shucks. You sound like you're afraid or something!

Listen, kid... squirt... whatever... Me? Afraid of you? Ha! That day that ever happens...

You sure about that? [Grin]

What, would I ever lie to you? Me? Oh, that one STINGS. Really, I'm offended at your lack of trust.

For the record? I'm lying now.

Welcome to hell. You come but can't leave. Simple.

Great. I love how you makes things sound so EASY, really!

The sense of sarcasm I get from you does not amuse.

It doesn't? And here I was trying so hard to be funny. Ha... haha... See? That was me amusing. Got any other requests?

Teach some of those ill-literate fools some basic literature. I believe they'll kill off brain cells from the children, others, myself and yourself as well.

I'll add it to my priorities list. Oh, by the way? That's the bottom of my priorities list. Expect to hear from me sometime next century. Maybe.

As if I'd care where you place it. It's either someone does it or I'll handle it myself.

Handle it yourself? Hey, in that case I'll just kick back and enjoy the free show. Maybe get some popcorn while I'm at it.

Whatever you wish.

...I'm not sure, myself.

[[HOLY SHIT ILU]]

Great, great! Now just lemme know when you ARE sure, and I might have a reason to care. Sound good? Good.

[OOC: XD; IT HAD TO GE DONE EVENTUALLY.]

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