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[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

I haven't done anything interesting since...

...

Too long.

Someone entertain me. Come on. Chop chop.

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[super-ninjagirl.livejournal.com]

Pffft, entertainment? I thought that's what your right and left hands were for. :3

[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

Why use my own hands when everyone else has a pair as well?

[super-ninjagirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they don't know how you like it. Therefore, it's simpler to yanky your own wanky, that way you can be sure of a good time. ;D




(ooc: Oh god why am I encouraging him? XD)

[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

And waste time cleaning up? Hardly.

You're not some kind of - no, it's better not to ask.

[super-ninjagirl.livejournal.com]

It'll be messy either way. :p

Nope, I just know way too much about waay too many things than is good for me. ^O^b



(ooc: I knoooooow. And yet I can't help myself. )

[naturaxodium.livejournal.com]

That's what the other pair of hands is for. Being useful.

You might be wary. All of the men in black coats are notorious for being rapists and what have you.