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I haven't done anything interesting since...

...

Too long.

Someone entertain me. Come on. Chop chop.

You could entertain yourself by actually doing some work like the rest of us, XI.

No, I rather think I prefer watching you piddle away for years and still fail at everything.

What failures do you speak of, XI? Every experiment I have ever endeavored in have been complete successes, unlike what can be said about the sum of your whole life!

Must I mention the result of your... eccentric interests?

*COUGH SPUTTER*

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT IN PUBLIC, XI. WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.

Calm down. If you scream any louder your hip will give out and we'll have to call life alert again~

I AM NOT SO OLD THAT WHEN I FALL, I AM UNABLE TO GET UP WITHOUT OUTSIDE ASSISTANCE.

damn kids these days, watching too much TV and getting those commercials stuck in their head. back in my day, we did things other than sit on our asses all day watching Maury Povitch.

Shall we put that to the test than? I can push you down a flight of stairs and see if you don't break any of your old man bones~

Back in your day there wasn't any old people. Why? They all DIED.

HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS? YOU WOULD LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU? JUST SO YOU CAN GO UP A RANK, I PRESUME. I WON'T STAND FOR THIS.

THAT'S NOT TRUE. THERE WERE PLENTY OF OLD PEOPLE, AND I HELPED THEM ACROSS THE STREET AND WITH THEIR GROCERIES. NOT LIKE THIS YOUNGER GENERATION!

Mnnnn. No. I don't respect creepy old geezers who don't admitt they need Life Alert when they break their brittle old man bones~

And yes. Going up a rank sounds pleasant.

XII, you would do best to watch your tone and language around me! I will not tolerate being abused like this by a neophyte!

I will be reporting this to the Superior! Treason is a serious crime!

... and he'll continue to do nothing about it, as usual. Damn whippersnappers.

Saying something and doing something are two different things, gramps. It's not treason if I haven't done it yet~

Do you remember the way to the Passing Elongated Stairway of Ruination and Incontrovertible Axiom? I think sending Vexen on a trip would be entertainment enough.

I concur.

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