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Just because I'm curious: How many Nobodies here besides me have regained their hearts?

YOU MEAN IT'S LIKE YOUR BOY PARTS?!

What?! NO!! IT BETTER NOT BE!

Your "boy parts" don't just fall off.

BUT RIKU SAID THE BIG RIKU SAID THAT THEY FALL OFF WHEN YOU GET TOUCHED IN YOUR NO-NO PLACE!!

Only if the thing touching you is a knife with intent to cut them off. I think Riku was trying to scare you.

...SOMEONE'S GOING TO TOUCH ME WITH A KNIFE?!

No. No one's going to touch you with anything.

You better not! Axel will hurt you if you do!

I think I especially have no reason to touch you. I've got an older Roxas for that.

YOU TOUCH THE BIG ROXASES?!

Only one of them, and before you ask, his boy parts are still firmly attached.

B-but doesn't he get mad? That's his bad place!

No, he doesn't. You'll understand when you're older.

NUH-UH. No way. I'm not gonna grow up to be a weirdo like you guys are!

Well, being a kid is fun. Enjoy it while you can~

I WON'T LET 'EM TOUCH YOU, ROXAS! I told you already. I'll beat 'em up if they try!

A-AXEL, THE BIG AXEL IS SCARY. DON'T BE HIM WHEN YOU GROW UP.

I WON'T. All the big mes are weird. I don't like it! I don't wanna grow up!

Me neither! All the big mes and yous are fighting, and I don't want us to fight!

I don't want us to fight either! You're my best friend, Roxy!

You're mine, too! Even if we do grow up we won't fight, right?

Yeah yeah! I'll never fight with you! We'll always get along.

Good. ♥ You're really the best, Axel!

So're you! best friends forever ♥