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[obeythecow.livejournal.com]

[this is different. Here's a Zexion that looks much older than the others, about forty years old]

The next time you decide to wander off into a parallel reality, Luca, I'd like to know in advance. Or, to be more specific, I'd like to know just where you're going. This world is heavily populated with... duplicates, from the looks of it. And with such a vast amount, of course I'd like to at least get a few notes down.

...for those who haven't a clue what I'm speaking of, or whom I'm speaking to, if you've happened to see a girl with pink hair, about sixteen, I'd like to know. She happened to disappear a few weeks ago, and I've traced her to here.

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[falseshore.livejournal.com]

In my defense, my stories aren't anywhere as weird as the ones Sonic would tell when he was around. Crazy hedgehog.

[key-of-future.livejournal.com]

...a hedgehog?

[falseshore.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Came from a place called "Mobius" and was the leader of some freedom fighter group, I think. Never talked to him, but his entries were hard to miss.

[key-of-future.livejournal.com]

...right, have I really mentioned how weird I find your world is? This place only comes in second.

[falseshore.livejournal.com]

Hah. Vortexx, if you really want to get technical, isn't anyone's world. We've just lived there so long that we consider it home; place has no "native" residents. They're all refugees from other worlds that just get pulled in, like a vacuum. But it's definitely strange...but probably not as bad as Luca's world. Haruko having a kid just...doesn't make sense.

[key-of-future.livejournal.com]

How come? I mean, Luca's there, isn't she?

[falseshore.livejournal.com]

Not where me, Kairi, Zex', and most of the Vortexxers here are from. First of all, Haruko's...special.

She's a bit of a wild card who's selfish to a fault, tends to make no sense, sends porn to kids, manufacture candies and other items with weird effects, and generally doesn't care about anyone besides herself. Zexion was an exception, and I think she and Kairi are friends now. But, if that's not all, Haruko's thirty-five. When she first showed up? Twenty-nine. That's already pretty old. Maybe she's different in that alternate Vortexx, but I seriously doubt it.

[key-of-future.livejournal.com]

You may not believe it, but I think it's possible. [His legs start swinging earnestly from the crate he's sitting on] I mean, haven't this place taught you anything?

As crazy as something might sound, it could have happened. You got the evidence right here in this place, Ryuu. [points to Luca and then himself]

[falseshore.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. Different worlds, different rules. I've pretty much made a motto out of that for this place. I guess it's just strange...but no stranger than Larxene having a kid.

[key-of-future.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that kind of broke my brain a bit. I think I'm not the only one.

Oh, and you did see that...er, um, I'm not even sure, kid? That claimed to be a child of a version of my dad and my Goddad?

[falseshore.livejournal.com]

Broken brains...heh. I'm pretty used to that by now.

Oh gosh. Roxel. I remember that from when I was younger...but that's probably just because my younger self's around, too. Turns out there's some sick lovechild of Sora and Real Thing, too. And did you see that..."uke"?

[key-of-future.livejournal.com]

Oh, I saw that. Kagami told me to stay away from it. Stay away from sparkling people, actually. Those two are definitely in the same category.

[small frown] Will you really keep calling Uncle Riku "Real Thing"?

[falseshore.livejournal.com]

Eh, it's just a habit. Riku from back home never seemed to mind, really, and it's not like I mean to insult him.

[key-of-future.livejournal.com]

...it's kind of contradictory. 'Real' and 'Thing'. And calling him by name won't affect you since you have your own name and identity and all.