kingdomdressing | (no subject)

Are there stores here?

Who the fuck knows? I'll fucking find some though, because being dead means, once Saix does the rounds, I can maybe get some quiet reading done and have myself a dinner not interrupted by the more ridiculous motherfuckers of the organization.

Are the Organization members troubling you?

What, do you not smell what they do every goddamn night?

I can block out certain scents, if they are displeasing. I try not to involve myself in their stupid personal affairs.

Lucky for you. But seeing as I was running the organization, they seemed to make their personal affairs their only attempt at a contribution.

Good god I need a 40 ounce steak and to get some research done for once.

... Steak, you say.

Yes. A steak, a baked potato, a light salad with Italian dressing, and a glass of Forster Ungeheuer. Perhaps pie for dessert. Then, actually getting research completed.

If I help with your research can I have steak too?

You're one of the only people who weren't constantly having sex to my knowledge, so what the fuck, make up a shopping list.

What exactly are you intending to shop for? It's odd to shop without intent to buy anything in specific.

Food, some reading material, and boots.

I suppose those are all important to have when stuck in a strange place.

... Is something wrong with the boots you have now?

No, I like to have several boots, as I also have several pairs of shoes. You don't wear tennis shoes to a Ballroom dinner, and you don't wear dress shoes to a 10,000 Munny purse match of Tennis doubles.

I wear the same thing everywhere.

That's a terrible fucking idea. Ever try wearing the whole Organization uniform for twenty four hours while researching Hearts in an African Jungle? See if you don't lose 25 pounds just from sweating.

If I lost 25 pounds I would barely weigh anything at all, sir. At any rate, I just take off the cloak if I'm too hot. I do have clothes on underneath, after all. But I always wear them underneath, so they don't really qualify as a different outfit.

Can you bring something back for me?

No.

So harsh.

And shopping will give us back our hearts... how?

It'll relieve my headache long enough to get some research done.

I would think there are more productive ways to relieve a headache. Such as turning Axels into Dusks. Satisfying, beneficial for the Organization, not taxing on the wallet.

I've already got Saix on the matter. Getting myself some ear plugs and dinner would do myself some good.

If you insist... Try not to be too surprised when you return and this place has gone to hell in a hand basket, though.

Like it already hasn't. The only new thing I could come back to is a situation where Roxas is the nympho pedophile and Axel is the young new member of the organization.

It can still descend to a darker level of hell. For example, what if a handful of new Xemnases showed up, each of them fruity and acting as though their nonexistences revolve around humping Saix?