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[ Happy Valentine's Day, dressing room. Riku's got you a present.

That is to say, there's the delicious scent of warm, baked chocolate coming from the kitchen. Riku's inside, equipped with oven mitts and surrounded by a half dozen trays of baked goods. Some cut out into hearts, others still set out to cool, and yet still more going into the oven. There's a large bowl by the mixer, chocolate dripping down the side, and ingredients all over the place. Riku's popping a couple white chocolate chips into her mouth-- oh. Oh. I'm sorry. Anyone familiar with her could tell you for sure which Riku it was, but it looks like she's been hit by a spell. She looks like, well, the majority of Rikus around here. Male.

And all of the trays are filled with brownies.]

{ ooc: for those unaware, the brownies cause automatic and immediate orgasms. it's a curse. }

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[It most certainly isn't. Also Riku's face is a classic "what", even though she shouldn't be surprised.]

For no reason.

I tried to dress him like a hipster once, and he retaliated by bleeding from the eyes. But he kept the scarf! So that's a win.

[Gross. Her other self's futurebaby is gross.]

Automatically, or was it a voluntary thing?

I think it was voluntarily. Aden knows I get angry when he does it, since blood is hard to get out of clothes.

[because blood stains on clothes is more disturbing to Kira than bleeding from the eyes]

Makes sense.

[She figures that makes sense, too, even if it's kind of weird because Kira.]

They seem a lot alike.

What do you expect with Aden being Uncle Red's son? He even wears the same jacket practically all the time.

I can't imagine Aden wearing Red's jacket. Or anything like it, really.

[It's like, his thing to her, she can't imagine anyone else with a jacket.]

Well, it's not the same exact jacket. I think Uncle Red might be buried in that one. But I mean that Aden likes to wear the same kind of jacket.

I figured. Still... Is it just something he does because of his dad?

[There is slight hesitance before that last word, because Riku still has a really hard time imagining Red as a father, even though she had to hang out with the older Red once to be taught how to bake Halloween Town cake.]

I'm pretty sure it is. After all, Aden really looks up to Uncle Red. It's not like he's wearing it to look good or anything.

He does?

[She's not necessarily surprised, it just... She's spent about zero time with Aden, and only saw him once, and that was ~~to murder him when he had parasites~~ to save Inaya from an unpleasant experience. She knows he's big on the Halloween Town thing too, but that's different.]

Of course he does. Aden's really big on family, even if he doesn't like to show it. Some stupid boy thing. But everyone knows how much he loves his parents.

... good. After everything that's happened with the timelines I don't think Aden will ever be something that happens for me, but I'm glad he has parents like that.

You never know what'll happen. After all, this is the DR.

[come on, she and her siblings were born because her Mama turns into a girl at wildly inappropriate times]

I know, but I think if we had a kid it would be- I don't know. Someone else.

[She shrugs.]

Like a girl?!

[she'd like to have more girl cousins]

Wh-- How should I know? I'm not planning on having kids.

All of us were surprises for my parents too! I wanna have girl cousins! Lots of them!

[isn't that reassuring?]

What?

[She looks somewhat panicked now, good job.]

If you're changing your future, I want girl cousins! Aden when he's genderswitched doesn't count. I'm cheering for you, Riku-pie!

[she will support your ovaries!]

I'll pass.

[NOPE. Say goodbye to those suckers.]

I know you don't mean that.

[and suddenly triplets]

I do right now.

[And she doesn't think she'll ever be planning on any, either.]

Well, I won't be born for 12 years or something anyway, so you have time!

[those surprises are the best, just ask Ri]

I don't trust anything to do with timelines when it comes to this place.

[Watch, now she thinks she's going to end up pregnant in like, a year.]