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[ Happy Valentine's Day, dressing room. Riku's got you a present.

That is to say, there's the delicious scent of warm, baked chocolate coming from the kitchen. Riku's inside, equipped with oven mitts and surrounded by a half dozen trays of baked goods. Some cut out into hearts, others still set out to cool, and yet still more going into the oven. There's a large bowl by the mixer, chocolate dripping down the side, and ingredients all over the place. Riku's popping a couple white chocolate chips into her mouth-- oh. Oh. I'm sorry. Anyone familiar with her could tell you for sure which Riku it was, but it looks like she's been hit by a spell. She looks like, well, the majority of Rikus around here. Male.

And all of the trays are filled with brownies.]

{ ooc: for those unaware, the brownies cause automatic and immediate orgasms. it's a curse. }

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[Riku looks reluctant to explain.]

It's a long story.

Is it gross?

Nnnno.

[Depends on your definition of gross?]

Do I want to know?

Probably not.

[Honesty is the best policy.]

........................ are you a pervert?

[there's Kira's honesty]

... I'd like to think I'm not, thanks.

I don't actually think you're a pervert! But maybe you're more of one when you're a boy!

I'm not any different when I'm a boy. I'm still me.

But meaner.

[ur ttly mean as a boy :/]

Wouldn't you be? I want my own body back.

[Dicks are ridiculously inconvenient.]

But if you're still you it shouldn't matter what body you're in.

[she's been genderswitched before, and she was still totally fabulous... after she figured out the general... body issues]

I'm meaner because I'm pissed off at the change, not because my brain's any different.

[Hmph.]

Why'd you change anyway? What did you do?

[someone can't balance their testosterone~]

I didn't do anything. I woke up like this.

[On Valentine's Day.]

You must've done something, if it's not a spell that affects everyone.

I didn't. What would make this place want to hit me with a spell?

Spite. Daddy says he gets hit with spells he most wants to avoid when he actively tries to avoid getting hit.

I guess. I've managed to avoid this spell for a while, but out of nowhere, on Valentine's Day?

Well, I suppose it's because Uncle Red isn't all that interested in other men.

[because the DR would totally love to stop people from getting laid]

Good point. But it's not like I'll see him today anyway.

[At this point she figures he would just break out in a rash at the sight of her.]

Still. You never know what could happen. It's a romantic holiday!

[not that Kira knows from first hand experience or anything, but she does like how cheerful people tend to be]

Last year it made him go blind.

[Then again, last year she turned into a swan and had an evil twin. Holidays are weird.]

... oh right, the Halloween Town thing. Aden gets hives around Christmas sometimes, and Easter makes him barf, which is terrible because I like bunnies.

[She looks a little startled by the mention of Aden, and then a little embarrassed. But she hides it well.]

I'm... not really surprised. The only time I've actually seen Red on Easter he uh... He made a tree wilt.