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[corrodedcopy]

[There's a very... Odd Riku Replica walking along the hallways. He's looking for a library, and there's a book tucked under his arm. Not too much out of the norm, right? Except that foul stench of darkness is probably distinct.

Xehanort's.]

Comments

I now want this to happen.

[corrodedcopy]

Perhaps I could help finish you.

[After all, he's Whole.]

pray to Nomura then

[clockworkboytoy]

You could? You know how to do that?

[it's such a trusting little thing, isn't it?]

[corrodedcopy]

Yes, I do. But you'll need to close your eyes. I want you to hold on to something for me.

[It's too easy. Much too easy. Even just a sliver of his own heart will work, growing into a new one. A new Xehanort.]

[clockworkboytoy]

.......................... is it your penis?

[yes it said what you think it said]

[corrodedcopy]

No. It's something else.

[Oh my god kid.]

Something you'll need to protect.

1/2

[clockworkboytoy]

Because Master would tell me to close my eyes and open my mouth and then he'd put his penis in it but Kai says that was bad and wrong and I shouldn't let anyone else put their penises into me because it's bad and wrong and if someone did, I should use my Christmas present it's right here.

[it fumbles in a pocket and pulls out a little whistle and... TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!]

2/2

[clockworknomore]

[congrats Xehanort, you've been RAEPWHISTLD! A portal will be opening up and this guy will be dropping out of it, looking around immediately for perverts!

........................ TARGET ACQUIRED]

Re: 2/2

[corrodedcopy]

[He'll sigh.]

I was going to give you a piece of my heart so you could grow on your own.

[Welp. Too late for that, he'll be drawing two ethereal blades of brilliant blue.]

I didn't hurt him.

1/2

[clockworkboytoy]

... oh, is that what the whistle does?

2/2

[clockworknomore]

[As there is no immediate RAEP happening, Replinort won't be immediately attacked. But 'Riku' will be making sure to stand between him and the tiny Replica, because he doesn't like those ethereal blades]

Yes, little one. This is what that whistle does. That's why Kai gave it to you.

[corrodedcopy]

[It's purely defensive, don't worry.]

He's been through some hard times, I take it.

1/2

[clockworkboytoy]

I'm not supposed to let perverts near me!

2/2

[clockworknomore]

['Riku' will be pinching the bridge of his nose]

Yes, that's right, little one. And you did the right thing with your whistle. I'll tell Kai you did well.

[and now he'll be giving Replinort a narrow-eyed look]

That's one way of putting it.

Re: 2/2

[corrodedcopy]

...I'm not a pervert.

[Oh my god where is the facepalm icon. The ethereal blades will be going away for now.]

I simply offered to help make him real. He took it the wrong way.

1/2

[clockworkboytoy]

[is totally distracted from the conversation because 'Riku' just gave it a box of animal crackers nomnomnom]

2/2

[clockworknomore]

He tends to do that from time to time. Which is why he has that whistle now.

[... he could say something totally snarky about perversion but will refrain for the moment]

And he doesn't need your help to be Real.

[corrodedcopy]

Why not? I became real. It was quite a wonderful thing.

[Smirking? Yup.]

[clockworknomore]

[being raised by a Prince of Heart means 'Riku' has a large amount of patience and high tolerance for bullshit]

Sorry, our family doesn't trust Xehanorts of any flavor. It's a thing.

[corrodedcopy]

Ah. So you were able to tell.

[He'll be smiling pleasantly.]

Quite good. I should applaud you.

[clockworknomore]

The scent sort of gives you away. It doesn't change, no matter what world you're from.

[corrodedcopy]

I suppose you're right. It's not like I could hide it.

[Not like he wants to, either.]

[clockworknomore]

Sort of not a Xehanort's style, from what I've seen. Also, the bad tan kind of gives you away.