Three Minutes Clapping

[unlockingnoise]

[So hey KH Dressing, how is your night? Good? Everyone sleeping well?
WELL TOO BAD!
Because a certain red head just fell out of a portal and was dumped unceremoniously in the middle of the hall. He gets up and adjusts his headphones, grumbling the whole time.]

Joshua, I told you to stop doing that!

[He turns to where he fell from, only to be completely baffled by the lack of sassy jerk.]

What-
Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[Neku facepalms, and wonders what he did to deserve being in this kind of situation.]

[[ooc: okay kids I double checked on the questions page beforehand, and with the okay for TWEWY chars I got here a Keyblade Wielder AU!Neku. His AU deets are in his journal but it has Dream Drop Distance SPOILERS in it. So if that bothers you we will try to work around it with this vague note: He really hates Black Coats and Xehanorts.]]

Comments

Aaaa omg let me touch you

[lightyin]

Joshua isn't here. Try another dimension.

[Says the Riku that's stopped to stare at the new arrival. After all, it's not uncommon for people to fall out of portals and curse people who aren't there. Usually means they're new.]

AH WHAT TOUCHING

[unlockingnoise]

Yeah, that's pretty typical of him.

[wait what]

...Riku?

I love Neku. And Neku players.

[lightyin]

Yeah. Didn't think I'd ever see you outside of Traverse Town.

[Or not-mostly see-through. You were kinda translucent when he last saw you, Neku. Also, less short.]

oh okay :3

[unlockingnoise]

I expected to see you again, but not this soon...
Why are you so tall?

Re: oh okay :3

[lightyin]

You met me when I looked younger than I actually am. This is how I'm supposed to look.

[unlockingnoise]

That must have been weird.

[lightyin]

Extremely.

[He hated being shorter than most of the people he met.]

How are the others doing?

[Except Joshua. He's not entirely concerned about Joshua.]

[unlockingnoise]

They're fine.
We beat the game.

[lightyin]

Good to hear. Too bad you didn't bring any of them with you.

[He's assuming Neku came alone, anyway.]

aaaaaaa a Neku to traumatize!

[daddyhasagun]

[sudden yelling and then talking to oneself usually isn't a good sign, and Kira will pause to blink at the new arrival]

Uhm. Hello?

yay

[unlockingnoise]

...Shiki?

[daddyhasagun]

[did you miss the blindingly silver hair?]

Huh? What's a Shiki?

[unlockingnoise]

[That's silver? I thought that was blue this whole time.]

Um, you are? Did whatever you use to die your hair seep into your brain?

[daddyhasagun]

[well, considering who her parents are, the silver is genetic; though now Kira is scowling in Neku's direction]

How rude! I don't dye my hair! The silver is natural! And besides, using too much product will totally fry your hair and make it unmanageable! And I'm not a Shiki! My name is Kira Hikari-Mori!

[unlockingnoise]

...That's a mouthful of a name.

[daddyhasagun]

I've had it all my life. Anyway, Mama and Daddy and Papa didn't feel like taking one last name, so they did the hyphen thing.

[unlockingnoise]

Wait, you have...two dads and also a mom?

[There is a comment he could make here. A horrible one. But he's going to try not to.]

... aw, damn. I have like literally no characters at the moment he won't want to punch. :(

[flurryofsnow]

Pretty sure something is.

[Well, crud. Guy in black coat watching. On the other hand, guy in black coat with spiky blue hair and an expression somewhere between amusement and sympathy, so at least that's new?]

HURRAY PUNCHING

[unlockingnoise]

What?

[!!!]

One of you?

[flurryofsnow]

One of 'you'?

[That gets a bit of a 'huh' look. ]

Gonna have to be a little [with a bit of a hand-gesture to complement it] more specific there.

[unlockingnoise]

Black Coat.
Generally the people I meet wearing that aren't the nicest.

[As denoted by the fact he's reaching for a pin on his shirt.]

[flurryofsnow]

Uh-huh.

[Ah - he'll read that as meaning 'bad experiences with other Organization types'. Still... what the heck is the guy playing at? He just frowns.]

Yeah, alright. Some of us are [slight sly grin] kind of jerks. But I just want to talk - is that so bad?

[unlockingnoise]

...And I should believe you, why?

[flurryofsnow]

[He shrugs.]

Hey, it's up to you if you do or not. But you could always listen first? 'Cause I can tell you what's going on around here.

[unlockingnoise]

...

[Lowers his hand from the pin.]

Alright, I'm listening.