All your kitchen are belong to us

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira has currently taken over a kitchen and is on another cooking spree. But considering the warm weather, she's trying to teach herself how to make homemade ice cream. The results are somewhat splattered over the countertops, because Kira is currently more occupied with singing along to the music coming from her super cool music-playing phone.

Feel free to interrupt.]

Comments

[daddyhasagun]

You just want to mix it with the pumpkin.

[she's going to try for another spoonful of the frozen custard]

[hallowedshore]

Maybe. Hey, wait, I willingly gave you at taste and now you want more? That's not fair.

[He says as if he made it.]

[daddyhasagun]

Oh? I guess you don't want me to make you a gallon of pumpkin ice cream then. You can have this spoonful back.

[shoving the spoon into Aden's mouth yes]

[hallowedshore]

[Ow hey that's rude. Does he care? No. Nope, panic time.]

I take it back!

[daddyhasagun]

I knew you'd eventually see the error of your ways.

[Kira takes the spoon back and will scoop up pumpkin custard for herself finally]

[hallowedshore]

I always trust you set me on the right path.

[He won't protest.]

[daddyhasagun]

[nomnomnom]

And I know you won't mind helping me make it. Since it's for you and all.

[hallowedshore]

[grooooan.]

Why do you toy with my emotions like this?

[daddyhasagun]

Because I can!

[look she's smiling at your pain]

[hallowedshore]

You'd make a fantastic super villain, you know. No one would see it coming, you'd have the perfect alter-ego.

[He's going to take another big scoop of frozen pumpkin custard and stand up.]

Would that make me your sidekick? Or a sort of Igor thing?

[daddyhasagun]

I prefer the term 'loyal minion'. It sounds much nicer, and you wouldn't need to have a humped back.

[hallowedshore]

You take all the fun out of these things.

[Does he get an apron? What if he spills ice cream mixture on his new tits?]

[[ooc: So I'm finally playing TWEWY and instead of seeing Kira as Shiki I see Shiki as Kira. You've ruined me.]]

[daddyhasagun]

Well, I don't want to have to call you Igor. That name is so passe.

[Aden will indeed get an apron, look it's even black... with a bat on it]



[[ooc: bwhaahhaahha! I can't wait for 3DS and Shiki/Kira running around calling Riku 'Knight-sama'.]]

[hallowedshore]

[omg it's his favorite.]

Well duh, my name's not Igor.

[[ooc: same]]

[daddyhasagun]

[make sure it covers the girly bits properly]

Nope, it's Kira's Number One Loyal Minion!

[hallowedshore]

[Nope. It's supposed to curve around the boobs, right?

He considers that for a second, then nods.]

Okay. My new name is Knolm.

[daddyhasagun]

... that sounds like you should be a troll. Or some sort of syndrome.

[hallowedshore]

...what kind of troll? I think I'm tall enough.

[He's going to measure himself against the fridge now.]

[daddyhasagun]

But then you'd need to have warts and smell bad and carry a club. I prefer my minions to not be icky.

[hallowedshore]

[He turns to stare at her, almost visibly hurt.]

I'm not already icky?

[daddyhasagun]

You're an acceptable level of icky. If you were troll-icky, I'd have to douse you with hand sanitizer.

[hallowedshore]

[That stare turns into a suspicious squint.]

Didn't you try that once?

[daddyhasagun]

......................... it was necessary since you didn't want to shower.

[and the lemon smell was very pleasant]

[hallowedshore]

I think you've got the mad scientist thing down. So! What's first?

[daddyhasagun]

You get to do something that probably won't be a chore for you. You have to cut up and peel a whole bunch of pumpkin for the ice cream. It's actually like making the filling for pumpkin pie.

[see, she's so kind and generous]