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[ So, following one of the best times of his life, Aden is feeling unusually energetic. Well, maybe not unusually, but still. Who knew being devoured by a naga would be so energizing?

Now he's in this hall that... well, it's pretty blank. Or it was. It's also really, really orange. Yes, the walls are apparently made of pumpkin. His coat's on the ground near his stuff, and he's carving into the walls. Holes, entire 'doors', and plenty of jack-o-lantern faces. ]

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No way! That would be sticky and gross and get in our hair!

Ew, good point. I like orange and all, but not for my hair.

[that actually makes Kira laugh]

You'd look terrible with orange hair!You wouldn't match at all.

I'd be more insulted if it wasn't so true. There go my plans for living in this hall.

You'll just have to visit often. And maybe eat it.

I can do that easily. But first I want to carve a bunch of shit and set up some lights behind it.

[He's grinning. He is so ready for it to be Halloween. Right on schedule.]

You can tunnel. Like a mole.

That sounds like me. Maybe I can carve a playhouse out of it.

... what if it starts to rot?

Then it was fun while it lasted and there will be plenty of bugs to pick up.

[Win-win situation.]

I guess this really is the perfect place for you then.

I knew that when I stumbled across the pumpkin.

[Poke.]

[since she's already messy, you sir are getting a hug]

Silly.

[He's surprised, and grins, and oh man she asked for it now she's getting a massive hug even with his pumpkin-encrusted arms and all the goop and seeds down his front.]

[there's a lot of squealing and struggling and laughing because she wasn't expecting this much sticky!]

ADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!

[He lets his own whispered cry of Kiraaaaaa fade out into some batty chittering noises. If she ends up with seeds in her ears he is so no sorry.]

Noooo! I've spent ages teaching you to use words! No going back!

[See, now he has to talk in growls and croaks and bat noises and maybe even a screech if he feels like she's not expecting it.]

[she'll just flaily and squealy in response, trying to get Aden to stop]

Nooooooooooooo!

[Nope. The most she gets is a quizzical chirrup.]

[she will... MESS UP ADEN'S HAIR THE HORROR THE HORROR]

Stooooop!!

[Screeeeeeech. That shocks him into human speech!]

If my hair turns orange I'm wearing clashing colors with it. I will.

[squish in Aden's hair~]

Orange clashes with just about everything. I can deal.

[fsdljg no he's batting her hands away.]

I won't. I'll take pumpkin and rub it all over your laundry.

The laundry is going to be washed anyway, and I have a good stain remover!

[she has to, with all the toddlers about]