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[heartlessinquisition]

[Good morning Dressing Room Residents. Today the Dressing Room has been decorated once again, this time with a far more tasteful combination of balloons and streamers instead of undergarments.

In every cluster of balloons there's a couple shaped just like a certain heartless, but after that there's nothing really out of the ordinary is there?]

{OOC: Of course this being the DR it's hardly that simple. The Darkball shaped balloons pop at the slightest provocation and release clouds of coloured gas.

Blue => Clothing magnetism. Causes clothes to be drawn to or repelled by the victim like holding two magnets together.

Purple => Causes victim to grow a most excellent moustache. Those few already in possession of most excellent facial hair shall instead sprout magnificent biker beards.

Red => Causes everything in the eyes of the victim to resemble a terrible porno set up, complete with occasionally causing the victim hear cheesy 70's porn music.

Green => Causes all sorts of flora to sprout around the victims feet wherever they should walk.

Grey => Timeless River. Victim is now rendered in all it's toonish, black and white glory.

Yellow => Causes any non-edible inanimate object touched by the victim's hands to turn into a baby animal.

Orange => Gives victim animal features. Multiple exposures will compound the effect.

Pink => Aphrodisiacs, nuff said.

Remember: Thread hopping, back dating and multiple effects are all welcome and encouraged.}

Comments

[aquaticvoices]

["why?"

:l]

[fastforwards]

B-because I don't think I'm the best person to explain it.

[aquaticvoices]

[:C

She'd probably suggest that she just have her way with a random human that she doesn't care about. It's not uncommon for merfolk to do that....before killing them when they're done um.]

[fastforwards]

D-do you really want me to?

[aquaticvoices]

[Nodnod!

...besides, its getting worse already ;; squirms a little.]

[fastforwards]

...

A-alright, come on, I'll. Try my best to explain.

[aquaticvoices]

[:o

Waits for him to explain then.]

[fastforwards]

N-not here in public! I need some things to help me explain to!

[aquaticvoices]

[Ajrhrjejrh this ought to be good XD

._.

Follows then?]

[fastforwards]

[Once they get to his place, he opens up a chest and sorts through stuff.

Nakadile peeks over his shoulder but he shoos him off.]

Later. This is kind of important.

[aquaticvoices]

[How good is Nakadile's sense of smell? What

Waaaaiiiiits ;; hfhfjdjfh this feels weeeiiiird and fhfhdjdhf.]

[fastforwards]

Um, you can read, right?

[aquaticvoices]

[Nods.]

[fastforwards]

[he brings out a really, REALLY thick book.

"The Alien's Guide to Weird Human Anatomy and Customs."

... man, he doesn't even know, one of his consorts gave him the code for this ._.]

asjfkd

[aquaticvoices]

[........reads?

.....aaaauuuugh why is she reading while she feels like thiiiiiis ;;]

Re: asjfkd

[fastforwards]

[He can't explain it, okay?!

Just sits there, twiddling his thumbs.]

[aquaticvoices]

[.............Oh.




......Oh!

...Yeah, she's just going to go even redder now.]

[fastforwards]

Yeah, so...

[aquaticvoices]

[Brb internal keysmashing.



........So..what? Can she just, wait until it goes away?


sob ;;]

[fastforwards]

... um, do you think it'll go away any time soon?

[aquaticvoices]

[But does that ever work in the DR?

"I hope so"


;; squirms a little.


........Maybe she should leave so she's not so tempted ;;]

[fastforwards]

[):


aaa this is so awkward.]

[aquaticvoices]

[........


"Maybe I should leave"]

[fastforwards]

B-but what if you run into others out there?

[aquaticvoices]

[....good point.

......"maybe I should go back to the water then" :C


Though, that might make it worse, cause then she's got her instincts as well.]