Because everyone loves some homicide in the morning

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

WHO THE HELL GOT MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT?! GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!

[if you are male, you just might be getting targeted by this angry Daddy]

Comments

[hallowedshore]

[............what. Which daughter. What.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[Target Acquired! Analysis: ... Family. Threat Level: Low. Possible informant.]

Aden! Who has she been around?! What boys is she hanging around with? Do you know?!

[hallowedshore]

[He just stares at Ri, eyes huge.]

What are you talking about?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

My pregnant daughter! One of the boys she knows must've done it and I'm going to kill them all to be sure. I know you're on my side, so I need names. And addresses.

[hallowedshore]

[Oh my god. He does not want to be a murderer.]

How should I know? I don't know anything about pregnant daughters. Are you sure it's not a spell?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[you wouldn't be a murderer, just an informant]

Of course it's not a spell! I know what morning sickness is!

[mendedcrayon.livejournal.com]

[Oh my god D:]

Dad!

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[you were warned that this wouldn't be pretty]

I won't let the bastard get away with this, Namine!

[mendedcrayon.livejournal.com]

[She will never forgive him if he kills the father of her unborn child D:]

...How did you find out?!

[THERE IS A REASON SHE DIDN'T WANT HIM TO KNOW.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[how about some maiming? there's parts he doesn't need]

What do you mean, 'how did I find out'?! I've been through three pregnancies with your Mama! And your aunt and uncles, too! I know the signs!

[mendedcrayon.livejournal.com]

[Groans. What was even the point in trying to hide it? ;;]

Look, just...Please don't do anything to him! Please?

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

Have you considered perhaps your daughter should take responsibility for her part in the matter?

[/unsolicited opinions]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Have you considered keeping your big fat mouth shut when it's none of your business?

[wants any reason to rip your spine out]

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

Then keep private business quiet instead of screaming about it and interrupting other's tea.

In the mean time I will always advocate education on birth control.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

My private business is only public until I find the bastard who did this and string him up by his entrails over the lampposts.

[he wants to punch you so bad]

[regalheart]

How old is your daughter, Ri?

[he knows it's pointless trying to talk him down from this kind of shit, but hey, he's got to try.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Not old enough to be having babies!

[why don't you feel his outrage ;;]

[regalheart]

In numbers, Ri.

[because a) not his kid, and b) he isn't really the shotgun-toting, kill-anyone-who-touches-my-adult-kid type.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

.................. numbers don't matter when it's my daughter being pregnant.

[you are totally harshing his rage-buzz man]

[regalheart]

Numbers matter when they mean your daughter is old enough to know and understand the responsibilities that come with pregnancy, Ri. Imagine how she'll feel when she sees you acting this way, treating her like a child and acting like her own choices don't matter.

[sparksthefire.livejournal.com]

Kira's pregnant?!

[Little Akane's just gonna hide behind her big sis now. waaaaa why is he yelling]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Wha-- Kira's pregnant too?!

[his whole world is crashing down around him]

[sparksthefire.livejournal.com]

But she's not even dating anyone!

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

[Ri's mind is now running through Terrible Scenarios thanks]

[sparksthefire.livejournal.com]

Why didn't she tell me?

[The fact that Ri has another daughter isn't remotely occurring to Akane.]