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[dawningcoast]

[ There is an older Riku standing outside her house this morning. The house she shares with her... well her Red, and her son. The house connected with her timeline's Kai and Axel's house. The house that is now decorated on her side in the spirit of Christmas.

It's more like the spirit of Christmas puked all over her house, rolled around in it, then strung up the remains along the windows with some tinsel. She is staring in dumbstruck horror at the lights, the wreathes, the plastic and inflatable figurines, the lit-up wire deer on the roof and electric icicles hanging everywhere. Her home looks like the Space Paranoids version of a gingerbread house, and she's really happy she doesn't have to pay any bills in the DR. ]

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[stillunburned.livejournal.com]

[As if SENSING SOMETHING IS WRONG, her Red is heading outside the house now, though he stops abruptly as soon as something Christmas-y comes into view. Which mostly means he's standing in the doorway, looking sort of disbelieving.]

[dawningcoast]

[omfg no, go protect my baby from these horrors-]

You don't want to come out here.

[stillunburned.livejournal.com]

I believe you. I already feel like I'm going to vomit tinsel or something.

[dawningcoast]

Try not to.

[She honestly will not be surprised if he does vomit something up, but right now she's prodding a great big inflatable Santa right on the nose. Watch it sway.]

[stillunburned.livejournal.com]

You sure? It would probably make this place look a little nicer.

[Man, the last thing he wanted was that fat prick on his lawn.]

[dawningcoast]

[This is why you're on the naughty list.]

Yes. It might come alive and start singing carols.

[Now watch her JUMP A FUCKING MILE when she walks past a Rudolph and activates a censor for it to raise its glowing head.]

[stillunburned.livejournal.com]

[Sorry he'll just be here cracking up at her.]

[shadedlight]

[Must not laugh must not laugh must not--oh hell, forget it, it's funny, and this Riku has stopped to chuckle at those decorations.]

I think you need to decorate a bit more.

[dawningcoast]

[She gestures at the monstrosity littering her yard. And roof. And house.]

Does this look like my style to you?

[shadedlight]

[Needs moar lights.]

Could be. I thought maybe you had finally lost it...or the Dressing Room just dumped Christmas on your house.

[dawningcoast]

[Good God, no. She taps the side of her head.]

Still sane. Last I checked. This is all the Dressing Room.

[shadedlight]

[He stuffs his hands in his pockets and walks over to check out all the stuff on the lawn.]

I guess I'm lucky that I only have an apartment right now, then. Have you tried taking anything down yet?

[dawningcoast]

No. I'm not sure I want to find out what'll happen if I do.

[Everything is so festive and adorable and jolly fat Santas and reindeer and oh man. Also having an apartment won't save you, Riku.]

...That is the third time lj has eaten half of my comment :|

[mendedcrayon.livejournal.com]

[You have effectively stunned one Nami. She was on her way to give her family a visit and break some news to Mama but has stopped to stare at the Chrismas-y monstrosity that is Riku's house.]

Kick it, wtf

[dawningcoast]

[Riku senses her presence after a moment and turns to look at her, then gestures at the decorations.]

I didn't do this.

/does so

[mendedcrayon.livejournal.com]

[Once the shock wears off she looks a little amused.]


I figured.

[dawningcoast]

[Riku looks horrified.]

Red's going to break out in hives or something.

[mendedcrayon.livejournal.com]

Maybe find him a few creepy things from Halloween town to make up for it?

[She cant imagine Aden would take it well either.]

[dawningcoast]

I might have to.

[He is going to be terrified. Riku's afraid he'll end up vomiting everywhere. Probably blood, because that seems like something he'd do. Or spiders.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

AUNTIE PIKU YOUR HOUSE LOOKS AMAZING!

[... of course Kira likes it, she's Kira]

[dawningcoast]

[Of course.]

It looks like the inside of a Christmas tree. Red's going to have a fit.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

But it looks so awesome! Maybe you can add some spiderwebs or something though, for Uncle Red and Aden.

[Kira's wearing a fluffy Santa hat by the way, and carrying a large bag]

[dawningcoast]

Maybe. I'm afraid to know how Aden's going to react.

[Nice hat. Very festive. She is not surprised at all.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

I'm here just in time then. I have just the thing to cheer him up!

[Kira jiggles her bag a little; it makes jingly bell noises]

[dawningcoast]

[Bells. Oh god.]

Is it something Christmassy?