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[ Halloween has decided to come early for Hayner, who had recently fallen off the DR's radar and kept very much to himself (and maybe Roxas or Kira) for the past couple of months. Obviously, fate, or this horrid place didn't like that and decided to deliver his costume early-- a female. Which is why he's stuck in a generic 'sexy school girl' Halloween costume. The plaid skirt and white shirt resemble the uniforms worn by Destiny Island students, though both of these are much more revealing than what is allowed in the actual dress code. The shirt is pulled up over Hayner's mid-drift and stops just under her chest, tied in a knot and unbuttoned so a bit of cleavage is showing; the skirt.. well, it's safe to say that Hayner cannot bend over in it, or walk differently than the way she is stiffly walking now in the more unpopulated routes from buildings to buildings. Complete with white knee socks and high heel, black Mary Janes. Not to her knowledge, but this is not the only day she'll be female-- or put in a ridiculous outfit. This fun won't end until November 1st, the day after Halloween, a new costume popping up every day. ]

[ ooc: partly due to the fact that I saw so many of said outfits at the mall yesterday. Enjoy. Also hi. ]

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[Yeah, the fireball doesn't do much, and Seifer comes stalking after Hayner.]

Didn't really take you for the type to crossdress, either.

[ whirls around, rage etched in her 'pretty' face. dat voice. ]

IT'S NOT MY CHOICE!!!

Oh really?

[ makes an incredibly feminine but angry noise and goes to punch Seifer. ]

[steps out of the way, before assuming a fighting stance]

That's more like it.

[ fire balls, yes? back to back! ]

[And that's him sending a fireball to meet with Hayner's in midair. :D]

[ Under the explosion the collision of the fire balls causes, Hayner slides and goes for a sharp kick to Seifer's legs, intending to bring him down. ]

[Well, on one hand, that's his feet knocked out from under him.

On the other, he falls right on top of Hayner. Oops?]

AGHHGHGH!

[ screams and puts hands in front of to try and keep Seifer from crushing her-- which doesn't work very well. precious oxygen, where did you go? ]

[Well, he'd get off, but...]

Nice padding.

.......

[ a moment of silence before Hayner's hand comes up to slap Seifer square in the face as hard as she can. ]

[He hisses a little at the pain of it, and rolls off of Hayner.]

[ don't mind Hayner just putting a hand on Seifer and pushing up off of him to help herself get up-- probably flashing Seifer in the process multiple times. ]

[Ohhhh yeah, he likes that view, odd though it is to have the view be Hayner.

Wolf whistle time.]

[ freezes in place, though eyes are hotter than hell with anger-- and that face is giving away her embarrassment. ]

Asshole.

[ KICKS with heel-- ]

Never said I wasn't.

[Also, grabbing that leg before the blow hits.]

[ Makes a surprised noise when Seifer catches that offensive leg-- which means she'll be unbalanced and instantly fall in... Seifer's lap/arms/what have you. ]

[...chick in his lap. He doesn't see how this is a problem.

Hayner in his lap is more of a problem.]

[ PROCEEDS TO TRY AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF AND ESCAPE AT THE SAME TIME VIA VIOLENT BODY MOVEMENTS.

this is totally not a problem at all. ]

[Shit, flying fists. Going to try and catch Hayner's wrists, there.]

[ starts pulling on own wrists to try and free herself from Seifer's grip.. to no avail. starts flailing lower body, bringing leg up to try and knee him in any place she can! ]

Would you stop doing that?

LET GO OF ME!

[ screeches. ]

You gonna hit me again if I do?