Not bad for an old man...

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[Here is a certain (handsome, noble, dignified) older Ri, and he happens to have Soul Eater in his hand. But instead of homicidal rage-filled shenanigans, he's practicing his forms in a wide open training area. Though, judging from the mangled training dummies littering the area, he doesn't find his opponents very challenging. Exercise is supposed to be healthy, right?

... so who feels up to crossing blades with him? He'll go easy on you. Promise.

Or you can just distract him in some other fashion.]

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[not-ahero.livejournal.com]

[This guy wouldn't mind trying. Though his weapon is less of a blade and more of a staff. That okay?]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[You'll have to introduce yourself first since Ri doesn't like beating on kids in general]

[not-ahero.livejournal.com]

[He can do that. Besides, he's heard of your awesomeness and has been meaning to ask some advice anyway.]

You're Ri, right?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[Ri pauses in his forms and hefts Soul Eater to his shoulder, turning to see who's speaking]

Yeah, I am. One of them, at any rate.

Hates not having internet on the computer foreveeeer ;;

[not-ahero.livejournal.com]

[...Looks over at the training dummies.]

Those aren't much of a challenge, huh?

[summer_poprocks]

[He may or may not remember trying to teach this Roxas any kind of fighting in his younger days. Not much sunk in at the time, but he's still easily awed by skill when he sees it.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[Daddy never forgets a scent and he'll pause in his workout to give Roxas a smile]

Roxas. It's been a long while since I've seen you.

[summer_poprocks]

[Ri may never forget, but it takes Roxas a minute of confusion before something clicks.]

Mister Ri? How'd you get so old?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[that makes him laugh as he settles Soul Eater on his shoulder]

Through time, Roxas. I'm from the future.

[summer_poprocks]

[Oh dear. Roxas pales at that and quickly crosses himself. His brain was not ready to hear something like that from anyone.]

Forget I asked!

[hallowedshore]

[Sneak past sneak past sneak past--]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[... what is that smell?]

Kira? Have you been babysitting Aden again?

[hallowedshore]

[Aw fuck. Freeze. Reconsider. Calculate. Is he able to outrun Ri? No. Definitely not. Shit.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[Your Uncle Ri is now giving you a considering look as he takes another sniff or two]

... you're not my daughter.

[hallowedshore]

[He cringes visibly, then rolls his eyes and glances over.]

Not last I checked!

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

[ Enter a certain lanky, adorable and very male Sora of yours. He has many ways of distracting you, you know. ]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[he'll be hefting Soul Eater onto his shoulder when he catches your scent]

Sora! You're a guy again!

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

[ He smiles and comes on in then, stretching his arms above his head. ]

Yeah! I forgot how good it feels.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

The babies taking it okay? I know the Twins are mostly on bottles and baby food, but they're used to you being female. Even Rikka and Kira.

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

Far as I can tell. Rikka seemed curious and groped me, but I snuggled all of their worry away and showed them that I am, in fact, Mama.

[ He smiles and takes a look around. ]

Not much of a challenge, huh.

[justalittlesick.livejournal.com]

[How long do y'think he can get away with just watching like a fucking creeper?]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[not very long because you'll be severely testing Ri's resolve to avoid murderous rage-filled shenanigans]

[justalittlesick.livejournal.com]

[But just what is self preservation?

Unfortunately he's probably significantly more capable of both escape and fighting back than usual so he's really not in any hurry to get out.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[Ri guts a training dummy in a particularly vicious manner, his eyes watching you as he does so]

[justalittlesick.livejournal.com]

[All the fucks he gives, look at them all.

He'd be more bothered if he had any faith in the slightest you'd actually think to do something he wouldn't just end up getting some variety of pleasure out of.

Mostly he's watching because examining movement is a heck of a lot more intellectually stimulating than staring into space while walking no where in particular.]