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[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

So here I was, right? Enjoying a nice vacation of no psycho killers, pedophiles in cloaks, etc, and then I get pulled into more of this livejournal crap.

I'm not even sure how I ended up in here, actually.

All I know is that I have a math test to study for, and a teacher ready to kick my ass if I don't.

Anyone here good at algebra?

Comments

[waytothedawn7.livejournal.com]

...Wait. You just said livejournal, so---

Hayner, right? You remember anything about cryptic houses and Yuffie's cat?

[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

...



Cat..

Oh my god. I still have the scars.

Yeah, now it's all coming back.
Man, and I was trying so hard to block that out of my system.

Riku, then?

[waytothedawn7.livejournal.com]

That's right. So, I take it nobody's explained this place, right?

[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

No, not really. It'd be great if I figured out where the heck I was. One second I was home, and now, not.

Looks like I won't be going to school tommorow!

[waytothedawn7.livejournal.com]

Well, from the looks of things this is some..."dressing room". Yeah, crazy, but that's what everyone else calls it, even though it's just a place full of rooms...that can be just about anything. Oh, and there's copies of people, or different versions. Even worse than time paradoxes.

Rep's here, and Ansem, but most people are....er, different.

[bookodewm.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised, frankly. It was only a matter of time before you showed up.

[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

...?!

I SAID I WAS ENJOYING A VACATION WITHOUT PEDOPHILES IN CLOAKS, THANK Y-

Hey you're that guy who ruined everyone's lives!

Freak.

[bookodewm.livejournal.com]

To a certain extent, yes.

[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

Well, great. Just what I needed.

[backs away slowly]

[masqueetmiroir.livejournal.com]

Query. What did the gentleman do to you?

[plunderful.livejournal.com]

What's a-- 'LiveJournal'? [sounds out the word carefully]

[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

It's uh-

It's...

Um, nevermind.

Who are you?

[plunderful.livejournal.com]

Is it a secret? C'mon, you can tell me~!

I'm Rikku ♥ Who're you?

[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

Name's Hayner. Nice to uh, meet you.

Well it was this website I thought I was on, but not anymore.

I'm kinda lost.

[plunderful.livejournal.com]

[shakes his hand enthusiastically] Likewise! ♥

A website? There's a web? Like--as in--a spider web!? [jerks around and looks all over the place; has an irrational fear of spiders since she used to be small enough that a tarantula could be a serious threat]

[notarikuclone.livejournal.com]

...I don't think this is just some deal about websites. More like insanity.

[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

What?!

Insanity?!

That's the last thing I need! I'm surprised I didn't get sent to the psycho ward after all the crap from last time.

[notarikuclone.livejournal.com]

...I think this place is a psycho ward half the time. Too many Axels, I swear.

[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

The real question is, are they straight?

I think not.

[masqueetmiroir.livejournal.com]

You need help with mathematics?

[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

Yeah, thanks. But now I really don't think it'd matter, considering I'm not really going to school now..

Also, who are you?

[masqueetmiroir.livejournal.com]

My name...

Really isn't all that important.

[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

Uhm. Okay?

Then I'm gonna call you Kip. You like that, Kip? Good. Now I need help with my math.

[plan-awesome.livejournal.com]

What a let-down. I saw the mention of lj and thought you were in on the Refugee network.

I was gonna make a crack about knowing one of the teachers at your school, but it looks like you're not from the same universe, so it's moot.

[pwnsomehayner.livejournal.com]

...

You made my best friend gay.