In your DR stealing your keblades

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[There seems to be a new person up here in this DR. A kid with a monkey tail, who just so happens to be a legendary master thief. The 'legendary' bit might be a little of an exaggeration but he liked to think he really was an extraordinary thief. Just how extraordinary was he? Well he somehow managed to nick this GIGANTIC HUMUNGOUS KEY from someone.

How Zidane had managed that was anyone's guess. A good thief didn't give away the tricks of the trade after all.

For now though he was looking for a HUGE door with an equally HUGE lock. A key this big obviously had to open the biggest most epic treasure room in the known universe right? He could just picture it... gold and jewels and maybe even a legendary weapon or two... He was SO hitting the jackpot on this one. No way ANYTHING could go wrong.]


(ooc: Sooo normally there's probably no way to just snatch a keyblade like this... but this post is purely for CRACK and an excuse to use this icon owo carry on.)

Comments

eeee Zidane!

[keepingoath.livejournal.com]

[Looks like it's Zidane's lucky day, because there's another giant key leaning against that tree over there.]

: 3

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[Lucky day indeed! And this key was even FANCIER looking then the one he'd already 'borrowed'.

He grins broadly and scampers over. He takes a quick look around and not seeing a single soul around he wraps his hand around the handle.]

hee

[keepingoath.livejournal.com]

[As soon as he touches it, a voice seems to come from it.]

Hey! Be careful!

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[He's so surprised he nearly drops it.]

Huh...?

[Eyes wide he glances around again, still no one to be seen. And the voice had been so close it COULD have been the key. Frowning a little he lifts it up and examines it closely.]

Nah... couldn't have been. That was definitely the voice of a cute girl though...

fffft his icons are epic XD

[keepingoath.livejournal.com]

Put me down, please! I don't want to have to hurt you!

[Yeah that's definetly coming from the giant key Zidane.]

Thanks XD went htrough the ENTIRE Zidane Pixiv tag to pick 'em all

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[Ok wow yeah that voice was definitely coming from the key. He's so startled he actually does drop it as he jumps back a bit.]

You WERE talking!

and then life eats me D= sorry

[keepingoath.livejournal.com]

[Before the keyblade hits the ground it suddenly turns into a girl. She lands on her feet and crosses her arms.]

You shouldn't go around picking things up all willy-nilly. They might belong to someone! [Or they might be someone!]

no worries : > I had some real life eating issues as well orz

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[He stares at her for a moment. He's seen some PRETTY WEIRD things before but this is pretty out there... but also... hello pretty girl.]

So if I ask permission then, could I pick something up?

[He's going somewhere with this.]

it always seems to happen to me just after I try and get back into rping D=

[keepingoath.livejournal.com]

[It's a good thing she's rather naive otherwsie he may have just gotten clocked in the head. As it is, she tilts her head to the side curiously.]

Well, maybe. Don't you think you should apologise first?

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[Thank Cosmos for the girls who don't smack him off the bat.]

How rude of me. I'm terribly sorry. Your beauty dazzled me so much my senses were momentarily addled.

[keepingoath.livejournal.com]

[She blinks once or twice, unused to such blatant compliments, before laughing lightly.]

Don't be silly.

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[He placed a hand over his heart, honestly looking quite upset.]

I was being quite serious. With your hair the color of the tropical sea and your eyes a shimmering gold, what man wouldn't be smitten?

1/2

[keepingoath.livejournal.com]

Ah! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you, just... [She's just a little confused.]

2/2

[keepingoath.livejournal.com]

[Blushing a little at the compliment, she takes a breath and smiles a little.]

Let's start again. I'm Verity. [She holds out a hand for a handshake.]

*threadstalking goes here*

[oblivionsecrets.livejournal.com]

[.....Brb LOOMING nearby somewhere nearby B| Why are you flirting with his girlfriend, unknown male?]

[erasemefriend.livejournal.com]

[Well, whoever this guy is, he sure looks excited! Ven's gonna watch very carefully, holding tightly onto his own Keyblade.]

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[Nothing escapes the monkey tailed thief's notice and he quickly spots the other giant key (and the kid it was attached to)]

Hey you! Don't think you're gonna find the treasure room before me!

[erasemefriend.livejournal.com]

Treasure room?

[Wait, what?]

You mean there's treasure here?

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

Well what else is a big fancy key like this gonna unlock?

[Geez man get with the picture!]

[erasemefriend.livejournal.com]

All kinds of stuff. Doors, Keyholes, plus it's a weapon!

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

This thing is a weapon? It seems kinda clunky for that.

[He looks at it dubiously. Sure it could be used for some good blunt force trauma... but anything hard and heavy could be used for that.]

[erasemefriend.livejournal.com]

It's not as clunky as it looks.

[And to demonstrate, he'll thrash a nearby barrel. Oh, and shoot fire at another.]

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[Holy crow you just EXPLODED that barrel by pointing a giant key at it. Coolest thing ever.]

Do it again! Do it again!

[erasemefriend.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[He'll go ahead and break it with some Blzzaga magic this time.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[This girl doesn't have a keyblade, but she's paused to watch you curiously because she's never seen anyone with a tail before... at least not without a spell happening]

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[She might not have a giant key but she is a cute girl. Something that is always of interest to the monkey boy. He practically has a 'cute girl radar' built into his head. Grinning broadly he walks up to her.]

Hey there gorgeous!

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[flattery gets you everywhere with Kira, and she's going to give you a smile in return, blushing a little at the compliment]

You're pretty bold.

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[He LOVES making cute girls blush~ He'll give her a wink too.]

It's only the truth.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[you have gained +2 Flattery to Girls]

But you're still bold for saying it out loud. I bet you say that to all the girls.

[kadonamonkey.livejournal.com]

[Insert level up music!]

Well all girls do have their own special charm. Like you hair~ It's the color of the summer sky, it's really pretty!

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[she's blushing more, but she's very amused by you]

I don't know if you'd say that to my dad, considering that I got my hair from him. But thank you.