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[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ Obnoxiously blasting music will be spilling out of an open door as a certain teenager cranks up the volume to a pretty neat looking video game. It's not uncommon for this to happen, but.. today is special. It becomes noticeable just how special when anyone walks into said loud room to take care of the sound problem and possibly the teenager-- the entire room is lit up in Happy Birthday gear: an entire table filled with different types of sweets and party foods, specifically a small, round cake that says "Happy 16th Birthday Hayner"; streamers covering the ceiling along with some balloons here and there, and a very large... but blank banner hanging above the TV that's currently the source of the loudness. All of these decorations are.. done in very, very disgustingly girly colors and patterns, too. The room is relatively small, only consisting of a TV with about every game console known to the universes hooked up to it, a large futon that's currently folded into the seating arrangement pushed up against a wall, the table opposite to it on top of a rug, and in the corner a door that leads to a small bathroom which is currently closed. Other than that, a rug, and a fridge off to the side, there isn't much occupying this room besides the culprit that's currently standing in front of the TV, strumming a guitar-turned-video game-controller for the flashy looking game on the screen, chocolate brown eyes following the colorful notes hastily as fingers move rapidly (for this level, yes, rapidly) as the final boss slowly begins to lose power.

... but.. there is a very, very noticeable difference in Hayner today. For one, his outfit has changed slightly, though his 'X' necklace and bracelet haven't been altered-- wait... what? Why does he fill that outfit? ARE THOSE BOOBS!? They sure are, B-cup if anyone's curious, though his hips are much more different looking from any angle, large and very feminine.

For his/her birthday, Hayner has been turned into a girl. Adding salt to the wound is the horrible tiara that's been placed on her head that looks slightly ruffled, or at least the slightly faded pink hair around it does, giving the impression that it's been roughed up a bit while Hayner was trying to remove it. ]

[ ooc: Characters who walk in will be trapped there until they complete a task that the banner will proudly display upon their arrival. They will notice the air in the door reflecting like those barriers that many Organization XIII members are oh so well at conjuring up. The character depends on the task, obviously, but if you have anything you'd like specifically to happen, feel free to say so in the subject because my gosh brain power this will require. HAVE FUN, and once they complete their task, they can leave (Hayner is stuck in there until midnight and has probably been there for hours-- he woke up there, so). The banner will probably mock them until they do it, too, but Hayner will always see it as blank.

EDIT: I'm horrible and keep messing up pronouns-- note that Hayner is female in all of these threads, the entire time. He will not change back until the stroke of midnight, when his birthday ends. ]

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[rulerofthegrid.livejournal.com]

What happened to you?

[DR's latest creeper just poked his head in, yep]

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ And there's quite a few obnoxious noises coming from the screen as Hayner completely looses her streak, resulting in a fail.. which is what results in her whirling around quiet angrily, positively screeching. ]

YOU!

[rulerofthegrid.livejournal.com]

What?

[Stepping inside, looking around curiously....hey what's happening to the door?]

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ And the pretty banner overhead flashes, letters appearing instantly, the coloring a range of pink through purple horizontally on the letters:
"Hello, Clu 2. Have the words 'I'm sorry' ever passed your codes? They have to in order for you to escape."

All the while, Hayner notices no change, and simply goes to cuss him out or something similar-- but then she sees the door.

... fuck. ]

Idiot! You stupid moron! Why did you have to come in!?

[rulerofthegrid.livejournal.com]

[Clu's ignoring you right now, he's just eyeing the banner like it's possessed or something.]

Hmph. Hope I don't have to mean it.

[incendite.livejournal.com]

[Have an obnoxious whistle, courtesy of Seifer.]

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ Hayner completely forgets about the game, her body jerking back, face badly flushed and eyes blazing with anger. The sounds coming from the video game are not positive sounding, especially when after a few seconds, boos can be heard from the imaginary crowd.

The banner flashes slightly, letters slowly forming (though not at a speed that anything is really legible right now) ]

[incendite.livejournal.com]

[aaaand that whistle turns to laughter.]

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ Slowly but surely, the banner will begin to form words in pretty pink and purple font that definitely can't be mistaken for anything else:
"That body, though female, is not in any way foreign to you, Seifer Almasy. Which is why you should have no problem giving a french kiss to Hayner in order to escape this room, right? The catch: You must be kissed in return."

All the while, Hayner is looking completely mortified-- but finally gets the guts to say something in the most horrendously girly voice. ]

Do. not. ever. do. that. again!

[incendite.livejournal.com]

[Seifer shoots a glare at the banner before answering.]

You gonna stop me?

randomly, I love that Hayner has brown eyes

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

[dude, you just had a penis last time he saw you ;; but Sora loves a birthday party, and he likes Hayner, so what is to lose? his dignity, probably.]

Happy Birthday apparently!

yesss.

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ a big one at that, considering it was Seifer's body-- I mean what. Hayner will jerk slightly, missing a few notes, but keep on playing, a smile coming to her lips. ]

Thanks.. even if it's a shitty one.

[ so girly voice, it's not even funny. The banner begins to glow, but nothing more than that for now. ]

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

[those are his favorite kind! :D]

Well, you're alive, so that's a good thing!

[he will go investigate what you are playing.]

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ Obviously, it's Hayner's-- I mean what. She looks like he's doing pretty good, considering she's in the green and the boss's crowd approval is slowly going down. ]

Like Seifer could do anything to me!

[ Pink and purple letters begin to form in random places on the banner, but not quickly enough for anything to be legible just yet. ]

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

[he is drawn to the banner of course, and stares at it]

Something's wrong with your birthday banner. It's acting funny.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[Kira is flailing incoherently at you, Hayner]

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ And she won't notice, because derp, game--

also, the banner flashes slightly, but no words yet. ]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[maybe Hayner will notice this]

HAYNER WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY?!

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ djkasnkf FLAILS, dropping controller (which pops out/looks as though it breaks in half), immediately turning to Kira. ]

Oh my god, don't scare me like that! I've been in here all day, I'm sorry!

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

WHY DOES NO ONE EVER TELL ME THEIR BIRTHDAYS?! YOU'RE SO RUDE AND INCONSIDERATE. NOW I DON'T HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE A CAKE AND IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A BAD PERSON FOR NOT GIVING YOU SOMETHING ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

[breatheeeeeeee]

AND WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?! IT'S EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU'RE A GIRL!

[tarpinmypants.livejournal.com]

[Obnoxious indeed. Roxas is stepping in to grab the door and pull it shut.]

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ And Roxas will find out that leaving is not an option anymore, while Hayner still has no idea that anyone has invaded her space-- ]

[tarpinmypants.livejournal.com]

[She will discover this when she manages to walk right into the barrier when she starts to turn back toward the door.]

Hey! Hayner!

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ dmakjsfnkajdnkjngkjajsnd
thank you, the shit, it has been scared out of her.
so much so that she jumps and hits the Wii with the guitar controller, knocking it over and unto the floor. ]

[tarpinmypants.livejournal.com]

[...okay, seeing that was almost worth walking into the barrier.]

Nice one.