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[lackslucidity.livejournal.com]

[In one of the many kitchens in the DR is an ice sculpture. Or at least, what appears to be one. A really realitic one of a Vexen. Of course on closer inspection one might find it actualy is a Vexen--frozen solid. How he got like that is anyone's guess. Either way, he could use some defrosting...]

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[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

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[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[Kicks him over to see what happens.]

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[lackslucidity.livejournal.com]

[The ice wasn't all that thick so the force of him hitting the ground has smashed most of it away. Pieces are probably going everywhere--the ice not Vexen. Though some still sticks to him, mostly in his hair. He lays there for a moment, blinking. Then he grins and triumphantly holds up his hand, in which he holds----a Klondike Bar!]

Soon, your deliciousness shall be mine!

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[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[hmm, well, that wasn't quite as interesting as he hoped it might be. So as he passes by to get to the fridge he's going to kick Vexen in the ribs before getting himself a beer.]

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[lackslucidity.livejournal.com]

[Well that wasn't nice. He actualy squeals in pain. But as you walk away he's going to crawl over and bite you on the ankle. Hard.]

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[And that'll earn him a kick in the face.]

You haven't got the teeth for that.

[Fuck bottle openers, he's just going to bite the top off this beer.]

[lackslucidity.livejournal.com]

[Again he cries out. Then he rubs his jaw slowly and spits out a tooth.]

You broke my dentures! You should learn a lesson in respect, young man!

[He's going to try and bite you again though--some people don't learn.]

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[snort.]

No no, you do it like this.

[So uh... Vexen will want to move fast if he doesn't want to lose a whole hand at the wrist.]

[lackslucidity.livejournal.com]

[Rolling away then, strangely enough humming "Secret Agent Man" as he goes. Can you tell he's not taking any of this seriously?]

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[Given the shear amount of strength and speed he's got behind him he isn't exactly serious about the eating thing yet. Though we'll blatantly neglect the fallacies in implying anything he does is being treated more than one big game. If he was there'd be more manic giggling and runrunrunwe'replayingLIONS to it.]

Just no point if you can't bite through bone.

[/going to down a good portion of that beer.]