Hey Ma, Grandpa's Blowing Up The House Again!

[lackslucidity.livejournal.com]

[Hey DR, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but something is about to blow up in about oh say... now.

It's a big explosion. Very noisy. And for that matter, fairly late at night.

Anyone brave enough to go see what caused it will find this Vexen looking dazed and confused, sprawled on his back in a bedroom which he's converted into a make-shift lab.

Heaven only knows what the man was attempting to do...]

((OOC:Crack!Vexen for your enjoyment. Someone's been inhaling lab fumes too long... Info in profile. Not to be taken seriously.))

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[lackslucidity.livejournal.com]

[Hang on, lifting the top of his pants and glancing in vaguely.]

Mmmm... Nope.

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

Oh. How disappointing, I was hoping to meet a female Vexen today.

[ SADFACE. ]

[lackslucidity.livejournal.com]

[SADFACE right back at Xemnas.]

I bet my grandkids would love me more if I was a Grandma.

That's why you won't sit on Grandpa's lap isn't it?