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[It happens every six months. A great number of spells occur within the Dressing Room. However, this time, the Heartless in charge planned things a little differently. You won't find a single dark room, but a number of rooms caught up in a number of spells, from a blackout, to a flood, and even holiday decorations.

Various treats are located in the kitchen and in lounge areas, mistletoe hangs from multiple doorways, and arrows soar through the air. In short, the spells are much more widespread this time around, and they can happen at any time...]

[ooc: Another everything post! This is another recap of past events, and it is optional. Details below the cut, including spells.

- Singing spell - character forced to sing
- YELLING + whispering - speaks for itself
- Animal spell - character becomes animal or has animal traits
- Gender spell - changes gender
- Dating simulation - forced to act via dating simulation
- Gemini - character has a gemini, an opposite version of themselves
- Truth gas - speaks only the truth
- Age spell -- their mentality can stay the same or they can assume the mentality of whatever age you choose. Can change age up or down.
- Halloween! - they get costumes.
- Love arrows - makes them fall in love with the first person they see.
- tons of zippers - speaks for itself.
- No zippers - speaks for itself.
- Aphrodisiac + truth serum - see roomxel's post.
- Worst fears - they undergo their worst fears.
- Arousal spell - speaks for itself.
- Heartless/Nobody/Unversed spell: character turns into a non-humanoid heartless, nobody, or unversed.
- Affinity change, characters change affinities and alignments. Any element is reversed and any side they're on is too.
- Body swap - two characters can swap bodies. This one would be more complicated to execute, though.
- Cupcakes - yellow ones make you sick, pink ones are basically the same as the aphrodisiac/arousal
- Stalker!arrows; these are like love arrows, only ten times worse.
- Handcuffs - two characters get cuffed together
- Poison apples are scattered throughout and make people 'dead' until they get true love's kiss
- Disney spell - can do anything Disney-based to characters
- Mistletoe that keeps characters stuck until they kiss
- Super hero spell - characters gain a super hero outfit and powers
- Easter Candies
- Loveless spell - cat ears and tail on people who are virgins
- Pregnancy scare + kids - info here
- Tea blends - info here
- Orgasm brownies - they make you orgasm :|b
- Family spell

Some rules for this post are:

&bull Do NOT use spoiler icons until the tables collapse, no exceptions. Also, white out all text spoilers until tables collapse.
• Threadhopping is both welcome and encouraged!
• There is no limit to how many spells you hit your characters with.
• Please don't flood the DR with separate posts. Ideally, all threads should take place here.
• Backdating is both welcome and encouraged, as I know some people are busy.]

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[that having been Sora's first question, Axel probably has good insight into one of Sora's biggest worries since he was turned. if he outlives Riku, a part of himself will die with him.

Sora's reaching out to rest his hand over Axel's halfway through that, as if touch will somehow help convey what Axel's feeling.]

If you could be friends again... Would you?

Are you asking Lea about Isa or me about Saix?

You're the one that's here now, so I'm asking you.

... sure, if we could both stop being a dick.

Do you think you could? Maybe you just need to talk to him more.

[he's feeling less explodey, and is going to reach for your waist to try to pull you closer. do want lap-pillow.]

There is no talking to someone who doesn't want to talk.

[ He scoots closer to his lovely hubby, sure. ]

There's something else I was wondering about...

[his arm is wrapping around Axel's waist while the other supports him from the floor, but most of his upper body weight is going toward plopping across Axel's lap.]

[ And Axel's hands will drop to start plaing with Sora's hair-- ]

Oh? And what would that be?

Who is Helga?

[ Axel jumps at that name-- thus making his head hit against the counter. dfghjk ow. NORMAL TONE NOW. ]

How in the hell do you know that name?

You were saying her name in your sleep.

[your reaction has him suspicious.]

Oh dear god! She was this horrible, horrible lady that probably had every disease known to man back thing, and a thing for Isa and Lea. A very foul, large woman, fit to run a br--

[ STOPS. r-recovers-- ]

a bad hotel. Worst service ever.

[ how much can Axel pull out of his ass-- ]

A thing? What kind of a thing?

[staaaare.]

.... uh, well. You see, I was. walking back to our room and such after.. talking to the receptionist, and I come to find Isa getting swallowed by her large body. Basically. Yeah. More or less that's what happened.

That... You saw what?

[that made little sense to him. he's picturing a Heartless here, man.]

... her, pretty much swallowing Isa with her body. He was pinned up against a wall by her massively large body. He looked like he was about to rip her throat open if it weren't for the fear of what she might've tasted like. I had to save him, of course.

[ SUCH A PRIDEFUL FACE. ]

Why would she be doing that to him in the first place?

[ If Sora wasn't looking, Axel would facepalm. Or facecounter again-- ]

Because she was sexually attracted to him, Sora.

So... What did you do to save him then?

[it's hard to picture the guy who just left the room being swallowed by anyone.]

Uh. Well. He was passed out by the time I ripped her off and shoved her in a room and then checked on his breathing. Apparently, I thought he wasn't breathing.. so I.. uh. Had to do mouth to mouth on him.

[ straight face. ]

[this story doesn't quite add up to Sora. the only time he's heard of someone passing out during sex was with a life mate, and this doesn't sound like it's the case. he's staring at you again, Axel.]

You mean you kissed him?

[ Well, Isa didn't have sex with Helga. Just got damn close-- ]

That.. kind of has to happen for CPR to happen, Sora. Regardless, after that happened, he woke up and punched my lights out.

So he thought you were trying to kiss him too. He probably thought you were Helga, huh?

Yep. And that is who Helga is. Turned out she owned quite a few hotels we stayed at after that, too. I swear, she stalked us.

[ Does Sora believe any of this. ]

[not really. he's taking into consideration Axel's tendency to alter the truth when it comes to Sora to make things somehow seem to be not as bad as they are.]

You sounded like you were enjoying your dream, though. The way you're telling it, it seems like it should have been a nightmare.