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[It happens every six months. A great number of spells occur within the Dressing Room. However, this time, the Heartless in charge planned things a little differently. You won't find a single dark room, but a number of rooms caught up in a number of spells, from a blackout, to a flood, and even holiday decorations.

Various treats are located in the kitchen and in lounge areas, mistletoe hangs from multiple doorways, and arrows soar through the air. In short, the spells are much more widespread this time around, and they can happen at any time...]

[ooc: Another everything post! This is another recap of past events, and it is optional. Details below the cut, including spells.

- Singing spell - character forced to sing
- YELLING + whispering - speaks for itself
- Animal spell - character becomes animal or has animal traits
- Gender spell - changes gender
- Dating simulation - forced to act via dating simulation
- Gemini - character has a gemini, an opposite version of themselves
- Truth gas - speaks only the truth
- Age spell -- their mentality can stay the same or they can assume the mentality of whatever age you choose. Can change age up or down.
- Halloween! - they get costumes.
- Love arrows - makes them fall in love with the first person they see.
- tons of zippers - speaks for itself.
- No zippers - speaks for itself.
- Aphrodisiac + truth serum - see roomxel's post.
- Worst fears - they undergo their worst fears.
- Arousal spell - speaks for itself.
- Heartless/Nobody/Unversed spell: character turns into a non-humanoid heartless, nobody, or unversed.
- Affinity change, characters change affinities and alignments. Any element is reversed and any side they're on is too.
- Body swap - two characters can swap bodies. This one would be more complicated to execute, though.
- Cupcakes - yellow ones make you sick, pink ones are basically the same as the aphrodisiac/arousal
- Stalker!arrows; these are like love arrows, only ten times worse.
- Handcuffs - two characters get cuffed together
- Poison apples are scattered throughout and make people 'dead' until they get true love's kiss
- Disney spell - can do anything Disney-based to characters
- Mistletoe that keeps characters stuck until they kiss
- Super hero spell - characters gain a super hero outfit and powers
- Easter Candies
- Loveless spell - cat ears and tail on people who are virgins
- Pregnancy scare + kids - info here
- Tea blends - info here
- Orgasm brownies - they make you orgasm :|b
- Family spell

Some rules for this post are:

&bull Do NOT use spoiler icons until the tables collapse, no exceptions. Also, white out all text spoilers until tables collapse.
• Threadhopping is both welcome and encouraged!
• There is no limit to how many spells you hit your characters with.
• Please don't flood the DR with separate posts. Ideally, all threads should take place here.
• Backdating is both welcome and encouraged, as I know some people are busy.]

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[ Where is that ridiculous theme song (http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=EZRo8Z1Ser8) coming from? It keeps following the woman around as though there were speakers attached behind her that would play the song wherever she walked. She was no rock star, never will me, but it looks like the dressing room decided to dress (http://www.animepalm.com/series-images/panty-stocking-with-garterbelt.jpg) her up as one. Fortunately, it was her favorite color. Unfortunately, the glam and glitter of the make-up, jewelry and hairstyle came along with the the package.

She raises a hand to summon up a corridor of darkness, but there was nothing but a flash of light that shines for five seconds straight. How irritating. ]

Edited 2011-01-03 11:59 (UTC)

I assume you didn't want it to do that.

[He really can't help being so damn mellow about these things at this point. Though still playing it safe with the Earl Grey tea since truthiness is relatively safe, he's not been hit with anything too big yet.]

Mmn, not at all. Can't say I'm disappointed with a little change, though.

[ She's a smart cookie, so she attempts to manipulate the surprise power of light that she suddenly had -- and attempted to form it into a little star. At least, the closest she can get it to look. As she toys with it, she looks towards the older pet. ]

Did you get hit today, Kitty?

Truth telling tea. [/teasip]
Though that's partially voluntary.

[ 'Truth telling serum' eh?? ]

So I can ask you any question at all, and you'll speak nothing but the truth, all of the truth?

My interpretation of the truth at least.

[See, the difference between the absolute truth and the truth as he knows it is just a little dodgy what with the whole severe psychological illness.]

[ Tee-fucking-hee. She won't mention she'd have been disappointed if it wasn't mentioned like that. ]

You should tell me a few spoilers about the future. You know, your time.

hmmmm.

You'll have to get specific on the 'want to know's, fifteen years is a rather long time.

Do I get two eyes, how're you holding up in comparison to the younger kitten, did Xaldin finally shave? Etcetera.

I like the little details.

No; better off but debatable on whether that's saner or completely insane; and no. [/teasip ~~and surprise boobage sprouting he hasn't noticed yet~~]

I'm not disappointed.

[ Of course, she can never actually be disappointed, but details. Her head tilts to the right as she notices the little change that appeared all of a sudden ~~or was it there from the start (unsure)~~. ]

I've got to say, the normal person would consider you saner.

I don't know if sobriety really counts toward a given value of sanity, the whole thing ends up very subjective when it's all laid out.
I may think of myself as saner, but my personal perception is completely bias.

What of an outsider's perspective?

Depends on how I'm presenting myself and how conscious I am.

[If Xaldin looks particularly annoyed, it's probably due to one of two things. First, the fact that he ran into a gender swap spell. And second, the fact that he's been forced into a highly unusual (http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100909171739/finalfantasy/images/thumb/2/21/Ff13-fang.png/416px-Ff13-fang.png) outfit, by his standards.]

[ If Xaldin revealed it was him all along, she wouldn't be surprised, but this was such a kodak moment that she couldn't help but set out some laughter. ]

Problem, Medusa?

[ Of course, she didn't take out the possibility that it was the Xaldin she knew. Never hurts to wonder and make an intellectual guess. ]

What do you think?

[He is irritated and not really dealing all that well with the barrage of changes ~~and has yet to notice he has a heart now~~]

Edited 2011-01-04 17:42 (UTC)

I think it looks great on you, even though I've got to question your taste of clothing now, you know?

[ Tee hee. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Dy0oV5WPk) ]

You should be aware that it wasn't my choice.

You sure about that? I haven't seen you in ages. For all I know, it's a secret.

[ /tests ]

[And he bristles at the comment.]

It's not a secret.

Really?

Edited 2011-01-15 16:33 (UTC)

You are well aware of how this place works.