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... what childish nonsense.

TINKERBELLLLLL. You should use your fairy dust to get all of us kids back to Neverland! I've had enough of these dickwad adults.

I've had enough of them too. We need to get out of here as soon as possible!

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN! When night falls we'll have to gather the children and escape so that we can't be followed! THE DICKWADS WILL HAVE NO ONE TO HAVE ILLEGAL SEX WITH THEN.

I hope that it works... I've seen enough illegal sex here to last me a lifetime.

I don't doubt that one bit! With all these no fun homos running about there's bound to be tons of illegal things going on. I don't know how any of the other kids can stand it!

It must be rape~

RAPE?!

That must be what Captain Hook and Smee do on Friday nights WHEN I CAN NEVER FIDN THEM.

... That's not something I wanna think about.

This could be the key to finally getting the best of 'em, Tink! Late Friday night when they are.... they're... rape</> we can catch them and then have our revenge!

... do you really want to catch them in the middle of that?

Well... not really! But, I have to take any opportunity I can to take that codfish down!

I suppose that is a good point...

Maybe we can do it blind folded so we don't have to see anything?!

... that would work! But do they make small enough blindfolds?

I'll fin ya one, Tink! No worries! If you could find a ribbon small enough to tie up your hair I'm sure we can find a blind fold for ya! Maybe the mermaids can help?

I'm sure that they will! I'll ask them.

Fantastic! I am just filled with wondrous ideas!

Of course you are.

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