what do you mean this is the perfect dysfunctional family ever

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ In one hall, there would be a woman with a firearm in hand. It didn't look like her usual purple-shaded, sharp-edged weapons that she would use in a fierce battle. Instead, it was a large shotgun-like water pistol, and it looked as though she was having fun with that grin on her face. She was looking for one specific person, but any unfortunate souls that passed by would get a burst of strong water right at her face, whether they were her siblings, parents or children. That was the fun part in the game.

Xigbar whistled, mimicking the sound of a mocking bird to lure out a certain little girl. Perhaps lure out others as well, who knew? ]



[ ooc; I know I just posted two days ago, but this is for the family event post! Joint with canarystars. ]

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[canarystars.livejournal.com]

[ looking for Sora? Why, she's right here! She'll come running at the sound, giggling up a storm-- really, the most fun is getting sprayed. Also she's pretty much soaked already, but this is too much fun! MamaMamaMamaMamaMamaMama! ]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ There's her baby.

Immediately she sent out a spray of water from that toy gun of hers, aimed perfectly for Sora's hair. What's wet must be drenched more, so the rules of water guns are. Apparently. She was grinning, she was pleased. ]

C'mere, kiddo.

[canarystars.livejournal.com]

[ o mama-- FLYING TACKLE OF FAITH whilst shaking wet hair at like a little annoying dog. ]

That was fun!!

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ Good thing that gun of hers had a sling. She can just drop it, giving her arms freedom to catch Sora in her arms. Ah, now she was a little wet thanks to the baby. ]

Did you get anyone while I was trying to get you?

[canarystars.livejournal.com]

Yep! I got a Riku that's the same age as me, and I got someone else with silver hair! He was really tall, so I couldn't reach his face, but I shot him in the other place you told me to! He was really mad..

[ ramble ramble, giggle giggle. Have a very clingy daughter on your hand's, talking 90-to-nothing just about it. ]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ And that's a-okay in her book! Sora popped out of her uterus, she's going to have fun. ]

Good girl. You should try aiming right between the eyes next time. It's totally effective, you know?

[canarystars.livejournal.com]

[ It was comfortable in there. ]

Yeah.. but doesn't that hurt them, Mama? Won't their eyes get messed up?

[ FROWNS. ]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ You kicked a lot with your invisible keyblade. ]

It's fresh water, not salt water. It'll be fine.

[canarystars.livejournal.com]

[ The Uterus Key! ]

Oh.. okay!

[ beams and shivers, because cold water. ]

[danceoftears.livejournal.com]

[How about a husband?]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ That's even better. Immediately she attempted to spray both his face and his chest. He wasn't wet enough. ♥ ]

[canarystars.livejournal.com]

[ o look what is running right into Daddy's behind-- ]

[danceoftears.livejournal.com]

[ffffff doubleteamed]

Good afternoon to both of you as well.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ She shoots water right over his pants because that was always 12-grade fun. Ah, one more on his chest for good measure. The point was to get everyone wet everywhere! ]

Want in, Fuzzface?

[canarystars.livejournal.com]

[ TUGGING FRANTICALLY AND ANNOYINGLY on Daddy's pants/coat, whatever is in reach besides actual body parts. Pick me up, dammit, or do something-- ]

Mama is good at shooting! She beat me all the time.. and the other people too..

[danceoftears.livejournal.com]

[Considers for a moment, and then holds out a hand for a gun.]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

You should try shooting where it tickles, kitten.

[ She used a wormhole, making it appear right over Xaldin's hand. A water pistol dropped from there. ]

[thebrothergrimm.livejournal.com]

[Have a water bomb sneak attack from behind bitty sister.]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ Uguuu cheater!! She pumped the shotgun as she turned around to face the attacker. ]

I felt that! [ TRIGGER PULL. ]

[thebrothergrimm.livejournal.com]

[See. He expected that, so he's laughing.

He'll also return fire with a short precision shot to the forehead with his own quite recently commandeered water weaponry.]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ Guns, she was great at. Bombs, she was okay with. Water bombs are completely different, but at least he used a gun instead. It didn't throw her off balance, but it got in her eye and getting something in her only eye would make her as good as being blind for the moment. She doesn't stop pulling the trigger. ]

[thebrothergrimm.livejournal.com]

[Good thing he left his cloak at home, that thing'd be monstrously heavy getting all soaked like this- not that he couldn't handle it, but not as much fun to manuever.

In this case manoeuvring is stepping out of the way to the side lines, depending on how well he's tracked.]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ How about a Vincent?

She isn't focused right now, so it's pretty much just a dakka of water right now. BAAAAM all that water. ]

[thebrothergrimm.livejournal.com]

[Are you in some way implying I am a responsible parent who knows where my son is? He's been sent sniping.]
Wrong way sis.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ Wrong move, bro. Following the sound, finally opening her eye -- it was still a little blurry but that's okay -- she sent more water dakka right towards him. Dodge that. ]