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[As usual, this year's party is held at the ball room. Dance music is already playing, mixed in together with creepy sounds and howls. The decorations are creepy at its best, and there are skeletal waiters walking around this time.

The tables are laden with food for various monsters, ghost, blood for the vampires, candy for the children, and normal food for those who are somewhat normal. Though if you're not in costume, that ugly fish sculpture at the giant punch bowl will spew a liquid at you rudely from it's mouth that will immediately put you into a random costume. If you keep hitting it, it will keep doing it, changing your costume into something worse every time.

Gatecrashers with bad intentions will be grabbed, wrapped and tossed out of the room by that giant spider up there on the ceiling, and it will also grab you if you're being selfish to the kiddies about giving them candy.

For those who lack dancing partners, some of those manakins are not there for show. Those will come to life and ~~harass~~ dance with you if you look a little lonely.

Enjoy!]

[ooc: Party post! Thread crashing encouraged.]

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The children.

[Makes a face.]

Ah. Not surprising.

At least most of them are kind to the children though. I know a, 'family', that takes extra precautions to ensure loyalty.

[He looks slightly disgusted by the way.]

Can I borrow some of these books?

Sure.

[Nods to a dark blue one with gold trim.]

That one's pretty interesting. In one chapter Axel wrote about a mummified vampire he found locked in a tomb that was still alive. Once he stopped draining every human he could find dry he was apparently a pretty interesting guy.

[Said so casually. That also shows that vampires cant die of starvation.]

[So why do you keep drinking from them :|]

[Because they dont have a choice? They'll lose control if they dont feed.

Also if they dont feed they dehydrate to the point that they look like a mummy. :| Also that's not a pleasant experience by the way.]

[If he doesn't mind, she'll settle down on the bed and start reading.]

[He doesn't mind at all. Though if Axel were here he'd likely make some comment about Namine being the first girl to touch Roxas' bed in over five hundred years.]

[Why.]

[Because Roxas is a virgin and Axel makes fun of him for it.

In reality Axel thinks that Roxas would relax more and emo less if he got some now and then.]

[But him getting some means it would be bad for other people.]

[As if Axel would care. Sheesh.

Besides, he could also accept the advances of that female vampire that's been showing interest in him for the past thirty or so years. But nooooo. Roxas was born in a time where chastity meant something and he never grew out of it.]

[Aw, not keeping up with the times? Though this makes her curious.]

So did you ever do anything else with your victims apart from sucking blood?

[That actually surprises him enough to make him look up from his book.]

Excuse me?

[Points to the book.]

Ever messed with any of them?

...No.

[He almost looks embarrassed!]

Really?

Really.

...Why?

Just curious. You're like five hundred years old and you never got laid?

[Glares at her and returns his attention to his book. Look at that, you've hurt his feelings.

No not really he's just annoyed that everyone seems to think he should be getting laid.]

I mean, you know, I thought. Sine you're a vampire... you must really get around.

[orz he's the last person she expected to be discussing this with.]

You wanna volunteer?

[He figures that will end this conversation. And it's not a conversation he's particularly thrilled about.]

[Raises her hands in an "I surrender" way, still looking at him curiously.]

[Grunts and goes back to his book, very pointedly ignoring that look.

Isn't he adorable.]

[orz he is. Why can't you be human always :c]