we've got trouble my friends

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

[There's a sound like something exploding and, of course, an explosion to go with it, and a door somewhere in the bursts open in a puff of flames, smoke, small rocks and magic.]

[And a little man. Can't forget him.]

[He's pretty small, only a couple inches taller than your average Sora, with long blonde be-ponytailed hair, clothing that looks like the children of a Victorian period dress and a clown costume, lots and lots of grime and cuts, and a briefcase.]

[And he's laughing. Can't forget that.]

Wohohohohoho! That was beautiful, excellent, wonderful! That's the way to finish things! That was so much fun ow.

[He picks himself up, dusting himself off and blowing a few strands of hair out of his face before lugging his briefcase up.] And now what? It looks like I need to explore! I'll find things out, and then...I'll destroy once more! Ahahahahaha!

[And he heads out to explore. And the door, and the remains of what was once Kefka's world on the other side, slowly vanish into the wall.]

[[SO. this Kefka is slightly AU in that (SPOILERS) while he was god, the Heartless showed up on FFVI world and distracted team good enough that, when the final boss battle came about, he won and then, as per the plan, destroyed the world. And then landed in the dressing room.))

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[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

[Threatening scantily clad women already? He hasn't even been here five minutes!]

Who said I want to destroy you?

[She's probably not worth his time. Grumpy persons with swords are not usually worth the time of wrangling information out of them. (Though a fight could be fun. Oooh, yes.)]

[shadowedxlight.livejournal.com]

[Scantily clad my ass. She's wearing a t-shirt and jeans, although they're kinda form fitting if that counts.]

I'm just letting you know, that's all. I guess you're new so I'll give you the rundown now.

[she dismisses her keyblade and starts counting points off on her fingers.]

This is the Dressing Room, it's a crossroads of dimensions and things, you can't go home unless the place decides to let you, death isn't permanent, and there are plenty of doubles around here.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

[It's better than the official government uniform of a leotard and leg warmers, but. Where is her armor? And how did she just poof that goofy looking sword away?]

Fabulous! It's--

[hold on]

You mean you can access every dimension from this place?

[shadowedxlight.livejournal.com]

No it means that this place pulls people in from different dimensions.

[He's taking this better than most new people...]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

What I mean--no, never mind.

[Hmm, what's here or there or anywhere? If any dimension can get in, any dimension can be gotten into!]

Pretty boring-looking, isn't it?

[shadowedxlight.livejournal.com]

You get used to it.

[she just shrugs.]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

I'm good at that. Anything else I need to know?

[shadowedxlight.livejournal.com]

[Avani thinks for a moment.]

Well you get your own room, I'll show you where they are, okay?

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Alright! I'll follow!

[shadowedxlight.livejournal.com]

[Avani nods and leads him down to one of the halls of rooms. She may not trust you at all but that doesn't mean she won't let you flail around here helplessly.]

There's an empty room down here on the left.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

[Kefka grins, running over to look at the empty room, then leaping on the bed with the enthusiasm of a small child.]

[After a few moments, he looks up.]

It's good enough for a start.