damsel in distress

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

[The dressing room is on a roll today. As much as Terra would love to pulverize all the Unversed that's currently spawned around him...

He doesn't have the ability to do so, for the dress he's currently in is not allowing him to move much.

If only he could destroy things by pure rage without actually moving.]

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[spellweave.livejournal.com]

[...Just. Lifts it as far as it'll go, looking for a way to detach the hoop skirts. While trying to ignore everything that is weird about this situation.

Neither of those are working very well.]

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

[Facepalms. Forever.]

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

[Blushing so hard.]

I can't see where it connects...

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

N-never mind.

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

... Terra, you can't even sit down.

[He's wearing something under the dress, right?]

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

[DUH.

... probably princess knickers or something HE HATES HIS LIFE.]

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

[...then she's disappearing under that skirt, very determinedly not thinking about anything.

Or looking.

Definitely not.]

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

Aqua!

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

[He might hear the sound of tearing cloth as that hoop skirt falls to the ground. She's pulling back as soon as it's free, trying to control her blush.]

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

[HIDING. FACE. IN HANDS.]

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

There. How's that?

[D-doing the same.]

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

T-thanks.

[THIS IS. SOMEHOW WORSE. THAN BEING NAKED.]

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

[HOW IS IT WORSE. AT LEAST YOU CAN SIT NOW?]

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

[I LOOK LIKE A RAPED PRINCESS.]

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

[:|

Do I need to crawl off to the ocean in shame.]

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

[Yes. Shame on you for molesting a princess.]

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

[Sob. Starts trying to drag herself towards the water, then.]

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

[Sits on the sand to try and see how much wardrobe malfunction he has.]

It even affected my armor...

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

[He just has a significantly less poofy dress?]

... Affected it how?

[Not looking at him, but. She's curious.]

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

[... hits his shoulder armor, which is still there.

........ so like, he's in armor now, except the skirt is now ARMORED TOO AS WELL.]

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

[...Manages to keep a straight face, somehow.]

At least you don't have to wear that the entire time.

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

[Dismisses it with a sigh.]

I can't wait until this month is over.

[1/2]

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

Mm, that makes two of us.

[She's not looking forward to two weeks of being stuck in water--]

[spellweave.livejournal.com]

[SUDDENLY, LEGS!

She's...still wearing the shell bra. And her skirts, since her tail was probably based on them. They don't really cover a lot, though...]

[criticalimpact.livejournal.com]

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