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[Arrivals from the future DR usually come in fighting. But not this time.

No. The 33 year old Zack and, very large dog walking beside him have no problems at the moment except for the fact that, they're no longer in their time.

Also they're hungry. To the kitchen!]

[ooc: Older

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[He's gonna hurry over and take some of them then.]

One at a time, Ven.

[You amusing little derp you.]

Ohgeez, thanks.

... wait, Zack? You're looking younger.

[lmao he's the oldest fart around and he doesn't even know it.]

Am I? Well how old are you now?

[Darn those confusing timelines.]

Twenty five.

[lmao like you can even believe that.]

[HAIR RUFFLES.]

Nice try.

What, I'm still young looking!

[P-pouts.]

Looking young doesn't make you young.

[Hmm. Now what flavor ice cream does he have?]

You can say that because you're younger right now. The one from my time can't.

[Sea salt, mint chocolate, chocolate, vanilla, and apple.]

Hey. I'm aging like a fine wine, thankyou very much.

[He's gonna steal that mint chocolate one. Dumps the rest on the table and searches for a spoon.]

Ffff... fine wine?

[Snorts into his tub of chocolate. The rest are for his family.]

Yup. Means I'm aging gracefully.

[Bops him on the head with his spoon and grabs a leg of ham out of the fridge for Kahn, who starts nomming immediately.]

I don't know... did I mention you have wrinkles?

[Shoves in a spoonful of ice cream in his mouth to stop from sniggering.]

Less than you have!

[...Still, that deserves retaliation.

Flicks a spoonful of icecream at him.

They'll never grow up, will they?]

[...

... you ask for the pain. You're looking at the ice cream shooting champion of the future DR.

Eyes his tub of ice cream, then Zack, then back at it, then Zack.

Watch that slow grin in his face form.]

[....Kahn knows what's coming and will hide under the table, with slight difficulty due to his size.

Zack just grins, and pulls another ice cream tub towards him.]

[KEYWORDS RELEVANT.

FIRE IN THE HOLE.]

[Ducks under the table with his ice cream, which makes Kahn scramble out with his ham and run off to find someone sane. :|]

[At the back of his head, he just heard one of the ducks say "I know you can do better!"

Reloading and firing D<]

[USES THE TABLE AS COVER AND THROWS ICE CREAM BACK AT HIM.]

[DODGES THOSE MATRIX BULLET LIKE lol idk.

Master Ven is not pleased when one smacks his pant leg.

Hi Zack, a volley of scoops right at you.]

[...He's going to cheat and use his sword as a shield as he gets a little distance. Still, some getting him!]

[Oh, cheating now, are we.

Summons his Keyblade, then casts Zero Graviga on the ice cream scoops, smacking them his way while they're in the air.]

Come on!

[... jesus, what will their wives think.]

[Oh it is on.

You know Heroes Pride? Yeah, lets replace hitting with sword with FLINGING ICE CREAM AT YOU.

That their husbands will never ever grow up? And that the guys are gonna have to clean this room. :<]

[BLOCK IS MY BEST FRIEND.

... yes, well.]

[SONOFA-

Okay fine! Getting some distance again.]